Ranpo: i am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm and 20% dont care
Kunikida: that's 110%
Ranpo: 20% dont care
Kunikida: i should've seen that coming
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Ranpo: i am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm and 20% dont care
Kunikida: that's 110%
Ranpo: 20% dont care
Kunikida: i should've seen that coming
Early Valentines
Chuuya: Love is dead and never existed.
Kouyou: You’re literally making a valentine’s day card for Dazai right now.
Chuuya: *Pointing a glue gun at her* You’re on thin fucking ice.
Soukoku Conversation [#154]
Dazai: Chuuya
Chuuya: Dazai
Dazai: Chuuya!
Chuuya: Dazai!
Kyouka, popping up in front of them: Kyouka!
Atsushi: *running towards Akutagawa with open arms*
Akutagawa: *moves out of the way*
Atsushi: Hey why'd you move?!
Akutagawa: I thought you were going to attack me!
Atsushi: I was going to hug you!
Akutagawa: Why would you hug me?!
Atsushi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?
Atsushi: what does take out mean?
Dazai: fast food
Akutagawa: murder
Yosano: a date
Chuuya: all three if you’re not a coward
Atsushi: You know what? I’m tougher than what you think. Now fuck off before i beat your ass!
Akutagawa: You suck
Atsushi, sobbing: I’m telling Dazai-san!
Chuuya: fight me!
Dazai: Look at your size! What hat are you going to do, hit my ankle?
[later]
Mori: Why is Dazai quivering on the ground and crying?
Kouyou: Chuuya kicked him in the ankle.
Akutagawa: Why is Dazai-san in hospital?
Chuuya: Natural causes.
Atsushi: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE FUCKING ROOF-
Chuuya: Gravity is natural