I feel like I'll get the entirerity of the gaming base want me dead, but I'll say it anyway: instead of friendslop, we should use soulsslop. Because even the worst friendslop offers you a bit of fun with your friends, but soulsslop just assumes that "Hard combat = fun" then proceeds to make you out of incredibly thin and wet tissue paper, and not only make the enemies hit hard, you also have to parry/dodge frame perfect otherwise they'll oneshot you. Not to mention that they also developed an incredibly toxic and exclusive fandom, which thinks that any and all accessibility is terrible, and also you shouldn't be able to pause the game, because why should you have the convinience of just pausing your game when you receive an unexpected phonecall, and you're not some "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW ME HATE TALKING TO PHONE!!!!!!!" person, who doesn't get that talking is still a hell lot quicker that writing, or not needing to adhere to a ridiculous schedule because you're unforunate enough to get diabetes.