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[radio-silence-fan]

I cut the crust off of my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with scissors/srs

Hi!!!

Do the scissors cut through the bread easily?

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Rikishi (wrestler)

A stinkface is a wrestling move to get other fighters to stop when they go to a corner, and sit down, Rikishi puts his rear end in front of his opponent’s and that gets them to stop fighting and get distracted by the smell of the fart. Rikishi is known to do that.

Link (Thanks, Steven)

[ineffabledogparks]

next time there's an unwanted guest at home or someone I don't like rings the bell, I'll point at them and shout INTERLOPER until they leave