#soup question

[soup-of-the-day-official]

Help! I just had come of the soup of the day and now I am so so sick

what?! you ATE today's soup?!?!?!

i say this all the time: NOT ALL SOUPS ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN! diesel is one of them! it is a great soup for many reasons (fuel for vehicles etc) but you're not supposed to eat it!

i recommend a visit to the ER. they have medicinal soups there that can help.

[soup-of-the-day-official]

i love soup but my wife said “no more soup in the tub”

i love to have soup in the bath tho because then it’s like i’m having a bit of soup while i’m in a bit of soup haha.

is there any way i can convince her to let me continue to drink soup in the tub??? or better yet have her join in because with soup the more the soupier (or so they say!!)

lots of people have been asking me this question.

here is my answer. when it comes to wives, the issue is usually that you did not pick a romantic enough soup. you should try using a more romantic type of soup, and see if that works.

with love, Rodrigo

[soup-of-the-day-official]

transgender soup?

not that i am aware of... although i don't see why not :-)

[soup-of-the-day-official]

Glorious soup prophet... will the gods still love me if i love soups AND stews :c

yes! the Soup God loves stew. in fact, stew is even ecclesiastically recognized as a subtype of soup! and the Soup God has confirmed that this is the correct classification, for any doubters still out there.

and the Soup Lord said, "let stew be Soup, for it doth contain liquid; and is food; and is Holy, as Soup is Holy."

and the Soup Lord went on to say, "besides, if chili is Soup—and it is—then how is this even a question?"

[soup-of-the-day-official]

do you accept fan art :)

absolutely! anything and everything, so long as it is not blasphemous of course. but you seem relatively pious so i do not think that will be an issue from you :-) thanks!

[soup-of-the-day-official]

should i carbonate my soup?

hi! thank you for your question!

honestly, this depends entirely on the type of soup. some soups are meant to be bubbly—take soda, for instance! but for others—like gasoline, or paint thinner—carbonating them can render them ineffectual or even harmful to try to use.

but there are definitely some soups on which carbonation would have a more neutral effect. water, for example. whether or not one enjoys sparkling water is only a matter of taste. so, for a soup like water, i would say go for it! add some carbonation and see if you like it. if not you can just switch back to regular water and everything will be okay! :-)

hope this helps, your beloved Rodrigo

[soup-of-the-day-official]

i’m scared of soup holy shit this is the scariest blog ever can you please put a trigger warning or something? ????????

TW: SOUP

so sorry! how thoughtless of me. i will start putting trigger warnings on all of my posts about s**p from now on.

have a good day!

[soup-of-the-day-official]

Would oatmeal and/or grits count as breakfast soups?

hello! i hope you are well today!

oatmeal and/or grits are indeed breakfast soups, and good ones, too!

though, by "breakfast for soup" i was not so much referring to breakfast foods that are already soups, but a soup that is comprised of breakfast ingredients (pancakes, waffles, toast, scrambled eggs, etc).

but either way, it's all delicious!

with breakfast, Rodrigo