#soupney

[soupney-sargent-official]

DUde. I love soup so much. And that is canon.

[evil--tommy]

ok fine I'll talk about soupney

My perspective is this.

Sydney can only eat buttered bread. Not just any product containing wheat or bread or fucking whatever.

He can eat things like butter cookies because they have butter and bread.

He can consume any liquid.

Solid food is separate from liquid no matter what. The idea of a soup is a construct. It can contain solids and liquid but these are not inseparable.

He regurgitates nonbutteredbread food

Therefore...

Sydney can eat soup.

If it is only liquid.

If it has any solid chunks it will be regurgitated.

Not the whole soup.

Just the chunks.

Thoughts?

[wretched-corvid]

i brought him to class

[fens-marshlands]

"I’m not a medicine man. I’m a cook. I don’t heal people. I make soup. And what’s the first thing you do with a stove that isn’t working right? You turn it off and back on again."

NOT THIS

IS SOUPNEY BECOMING AN AU NOW??

WHY IS THERE COOKDADIDAH

[bur1ed-bird]

Im eating soup right now all i can think about is Soupney

[sstrang3crypt1d]

Uh so I finished file 60..

At least brothney is basically canon? :,)

[misty-zzz]

Sydney vs Soupney

[banana-can-do-art]

Not entirely sure what’s going on with the Soupney thing, but in this universe is Sydney cursed to only be able to eat soup, or is the soup made out of buttered bread that was put in a blender? I must know