I don't know if anyone still cares about the Kid D but I think about them all the time and have been kind of working on their characterizations recently, so have a bunch of random incorrect quotes.
Sweet: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.
Sour: Just today, you were crying about snakes.
Sweet: They don’t have any arms!
Flippy: We need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Sour: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.
Dozer: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Coal, laughing: Book recommendation? I can’t read.
Flippy: If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get!
Nashview: Hahaha, you tiny idiots are no match for our cunning genius.
Bubbles: Gross! You’re gonna do what to us?!
Dozer: Bubbles, he said “cunning genius”.
Bubbles: Oh, still gross.
Sweet: No, Wh-
Sour: I’LL BREAK YOUR ARM if you say “who’s on first” again!
Dafodile: Nice knowing you Flippy but payback’s a bitch, and so am I!
Sweet: someBODY ONCE-
Sour: *Puts hand over his mouth* No.
Sweet: *Points to Bubbles*
Bubbles: TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
Happy: What have I always said is the most important thing?
Sweet: Breakfast!
Happy: No! Family!
Sweet: Oh right! I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Coal: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Doc: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?!
Coal: Lightly stabbed.
Dafodile: I guess I just never saw you as much of a fighter.
Doc: I admit I fancy myself more of an intellectual, but I can assure you, I’ve had my fair share of tussles.
Bubbles: Like the mushroom?
Grumpy: Those are truffles.
Bubbles: Like the sprout?
Sour: Those are brussels.
Coal: I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid!
Dozer: I’m going to tell myself that I fucking deserve to be happy, which I still don’t believe.
Dozer: I do not believe that I deserve to be happy.
Dozer: But one day I’m gonna get there.
Bubbles: *runs past*
Sneezy: Let me see what you have.
Bubbles: A knife!
Sneezy: NO!!!
Sleepy: *From the distance* Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
Flippy: I think I died.
Coal: I’ve died before, it’s no big deal.
Dozer, to Bubbles: Look at that. You’ve helped me find my smile.
Flippy: So how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Dozer: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Bubbles: It’ll cheer Uncle Grumpy up. He’ll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.
Sweet: Flippy, Flippy, think about this.
Sweet: I'm your hottest friend.
Sweet: No, Sour.
Sweet: I'm your nicest fr-
Sweet: No, Bubbles.
Sweet: I'm your friend.
Flippy: (¬_¬)
Flippy: Dude, that is the dumbest thing you’ve said all day.
Dozer: You said the same thing!
Flippy: Yeah, but it sounds cool coming out of my mouth.
Dafodile: I’m not teaming up with him.
Flippy: Me? What’s wrong with me?
Dafodile: You’re totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you only look after number one, you’re vain, you’re selfish, you’re narcissistic and you’re self-obsessed.
Flippy: You’ve just listed all my best features.
Dozer: Come on, Flippy, you gotta sacrifice your life! I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do!
Flippy: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of this family?
Dozer: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of this family.
Dozer: I know I’m a real asset.
Sour: You’re only off by two letters.
Sour: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?
Sweet: Oh, the usual. Bubbles and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.
Dozer: I'm hungry.
Sleepy: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Dozer: I wish I was an orphan.
Dozer: I’m being serious!
Sneezy: Hi ‘being serious’, I'm Dad!
Dozer: Don’t talk to me.
Dozer: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the year, aren’t you?
Sweet, under a spell: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Sweet: Look! Look! I made a marshmallow you, Papa. See? His arms are crossed cause he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Grumpy: [choked up] It’s okay.
Malient: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.
Coal: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less
annoying.
Happy: Sweet did you cheat in the game?
Sweet: I want a trial by combat.
Grumpy: This isn’t Game of Thrones.
Sweet: Bubbles be my champion.
Bubbles: Alright!
Flippy: Maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you. And you're a horrible person. And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you any less of a horrible person!
Dozer: You think I'm pretty?
Dafodile: The best revenge, really, is being nice.
Coal: ........or murder.
Dafodile: Who made you boss of the group?
Bubbles: You did. You said Sour should be the boss of the group.
Sweet: And then you said 'Let's vote' and it was unanimous.
Flippy: And then you made her a little plaque that said 'Boss Of Us' and covered it in sparkles.
Bubbles: I have an idea!
Sour: A good one?
Dozer: Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Flippy: From now on, we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water. If you're lactose intolerant, you can stay, but you're on thin ice.
Coal: I eat the powder straight from the pack.
Flippy: Hey, do you know how horrible what you just said was?
Dozer: Do you wanna go get lunch?
Bubbles: Oh, I already ate with Sweet, but what do you want?
Dozer: ...
Dozer: Loyalty.
Dozer: I would die for you.
Bubbles: I would die for you too.
Dozer, suddenly very emotional: Please don't do that!
Dafodile, gesturing to Sour: My friend here is the smart one.
Dafodile: I'm just the pretty side kick.
Flippy: Everyone synchronize your watches.
Bubbles: I don't know how to do that.
Sweet: I don't wear a watch.
Coal: Time is a construct.
Dafodile: It must really suck to be you all the time.
Dozer: Well, it hasn't been a picnic, honestly.
Bubbles: Am I a hero? I really can't say.
Bubbles: ....
Bubbles: but yes. :)
Sour: What is the best way to a man's heart?
Sweet: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I wanna make sure.
Bubbles: You believe me?
Sour: Bubbles, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Dozer: You read my diary?
Coal: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Coal: I made tea.
Dozer: I don't want tea.
Coal: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea.
Dozer: Then why did you tell me?
Coal: It's a conversation starter,
Dozer: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Coal: Oh, is it? Well, we're conversing. Checkmate.
Bubbles: So, I heard you like bad boys.
Sour: Not really?
Bubbles: Oh thank floom.
Sweet: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Dafodile: I'm vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder, but I guess I'm not as strong as you are.
Sweet: That's cause you need protein.
Sweet: We have fun, don't we?
Ihana: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Sour: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Dozer: And you came to me?
Malient: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Sweet: You say "you people" like you're not a part of this family. I got some news for you, Buster Brown: you're already on the Christmas card.
Bubbles: Flippy, are you sure about this?
Flippy: Have I ever let you guys down?
Sweet: All the time.
Flippy: What?!
Coal: You’re very unreliable.
Dafodile: It’s one of the hallmarks of your personality.
Flippy: Are you not remembering all the times I’ve been awesome?!
Sour: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Dozer: Have everyone stand.
Bubbles: Bring three more chairs.
Sweet: The most important ones can sit down.
Dafodile: Kill three.
Sweet: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Dozer: You're a hazard to society.
Bubbles: And a coward! Do twenty!!
Hildy, watching the news on the crystal ball: Some idiot tried to fight a squid today.
Malient, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Flippy: Raise your hand if you like me.
Dozer: What if we don't like you.
Flippy: Then raise your standards.
Sweet: How do you want your coffee?
Bubbles: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Sweet: One cup of milk coming right up.
Bubbles: I'll never give up. I have a philosophy that tells me that no matter how bad things get, they will always turn out good in the end.
Malient: That's not a philosophy, that's stupidity.
Bubbles: I know my brother is very sorry and didn't mean it.
Dozer: Very sorry.
Bubbles: See?
Dozer: But I did mean it.
Bubbles: Dozer!
Ihana: I guess I like hanging around you guys, don't know why.
Flippy: Thank you.
Sour: I'm not sure that was a compliment.
Bubbles: Operation WAFFLE, which stands for "We're All Friends, Friends Love Each Other"
Bubbles: Learned yesterday "Each Other" is TWO words, so "WAFFLE-O"
Dozer: Are we friends again?
Bubbles: No
Bubbles:
Dozer: we're brothers.
Bubbles: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!
Doc: But strength isn't your strength. Adorable cuteness is!
Dafodile: Can I use it to control others?
Doc: Um... yeah, sure! Just be righteous about it.
Wink: You guys are losers.
Dozer: Well, then why do you hang out with us?
Wink: Because I don't have any friends.
Sour: So, how was it?
Coal: Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Sour: Don't worry about it. You've said enough.
Sweet: You're gonna hate yourself if you stay up all night.
Dozer: Jokes on you, I'm gonna hate myself anyways.
*The kids are playing truth or dare*
Coal: Sweet, I dare you-
Sour: Sweet isn't allowed to accept dares.
Sweet: Apparently I have 'no regard for my personal safety'.
Grumpy: Are you saying Bubbles and Sweet are IN trouble or ARE the trouble?
Sour: .........kind of both?
Dozer: I think you owe me an apology.
Dafodile: I'LL APOLOGISE TO YOU IN HELL!
Dozer:
Dafodile: Actually I don't know what this is about, sorry I took such a hard stance.
Bubbles: I just want to do cool secret agent stuff.
Bubbles: Like going to parties.
Bubbles: And arson.
Bubbles: What does 'take out' mean?
Sweet: Food.
Sour: Date.
Dafodile: Murder.
Coal: It can mean all three if you're not a coward.
Sweet: If you had to bring one person to a deserted island, who would it be?
Dozer: Flippy.
Flippy: What? Why?!
Dozer: Because if I have to suffer then so do you.
Dafodile: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things,
Sweet: That's cause you're too short.
Sweet & Bubbles: *run into the cottage looking worried*
Sleepy: What did you do?
Sweet: NOBODY DIED!
Grumpy: What kind of an answer is that?!
Dafodile: I'm sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.
Coal: You take that back!
Dozer: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Bubbles: Grandma Sassy gets here at noon.
Sneezy: You lied?
Bubbles: I may have.
Sneezy: You may have or you did?
Bubbles:
Bubbles, sweating: I may have did.
Sweet: We're friends, right?
Bubbles: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere and I'm not sure I like where.
Sour: Papa's gonna kill us!
Sweet: Nah, he only needs one of us to set the example for the other.
Sour: He's going to kill me, right?
Happy: Be careful.
Sweet: Always am.
Happy: Respectfully disagree.
Happy: We aren't mad, we're just disappointed.
Grumpy: No, we are mad.
Happy: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we're going to let this one slide.
Sweet: Thank you.
Grumpy: No, we are not!
Happy: I'm not a mind reader, Grumpy.
Sour: I hope Sweet didn't do anything stupid.
Dozer: Whatever Sweet is doing right now is probably pretty stupid.
Dozer: Where's Bubbles?
Dafodile: Don't worry about Bubbles.
Dozer: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?
Sweet: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Malient: You'll do it?
Sweet: Of course.
Dafodile: What are you doing?
Coal: Offering moral support.
Dafodile: You have morals?
Coal: No... But I support people who do.
Ihana: Are you this rude to all of your friends?
Dozer: Yes, don't think you're special.
Bubbles: Is anyone else scared?
Sweet: Not really.
Sweet: I've already lived longer than
I expected.
Dozer: I said I'd die for you!
Sour: No! You said you'd die with me cause you had nothing better to do!
Coal: What are you doing?
Sweet: Science
Coal: Blowing up random things for fun isn't science.
Sweet: If you already knew what I was doing why did you ask?
Bubbles: Ihana, listen, life is a journey.
Ihana: Uh-huh
Bubbles: That's all I got.
Bubbles: I don't have advice.
Bubbles: I'm 10.
Coal: Look, I'm not very good at, actually, I'm terrible at, expressing ... I don't know what you call it ...
Bubbles: Feelings?
Coal: Yeah, sure, okay; the point is I don't really have good, uh ...
Sweet: Social skills?
Flippy: Anyone else feel great when your brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Dozer: Can't relate.
Sweet: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Grumpy: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'dissapointment'.
Sour: Sweet.
Grumpy: ...
Grumpy: it fits.
Sweet: I have good news and bad news...which do you wanna hear first?
Happy:
Happy: Good news?
Sweet: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.
Dafodile: You should treat spiders how you want to be treated.
Dozer: Killed without hesitation.
Random fairytale villain, pulls up next to Dozer in a covered wagon: If you care about your friend, you'll get in the wagon.
Dozer: Which friend?
Villain: Flippy.
Dozer: *continues walking*
Doc: Okay Bubbles, you're in charge while we're away.
Bubbles: Alright, I'm your dwarf.
Grumpy: Don't do anything stupid.
Bubbles: Okay, I'm kind of your dwarf.
Bashful: And keep yourself and the others out of trouble.
Bubbles, sweating: ... you need another dwarf.
Random fairytale villain: I'm here to kidnap you.
Flippy: I'll have to ask my mom first.
Random fairytale villain: Wait, that's not how this wor-
Flippy: She said no.
Sneezy: How's your apology to Flippy coming along?
Dozer: I've been working on a letter to give him.
Sneezy: Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk.
Dozer: What did you think?
Sneezy: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.
Sour: Feel's like you're being a little harsh.
Dozer: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.
Coal: I sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Bubbles, crying: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up!
Grumpy: Dozer, keep an eye on Sweet today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Dozer: Sure, I'd love to see Sweet get punched.
Sneezy: Try again.
Dozer: I will stop Sweet from getting punched.
Sneezy: Correct.
Sweet: If you wanna win tonight, you're gonna need to harness your repressed rage.
Bubbles: I DON'T HAVE ANY!!
Sweet: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.
Coal: What kind of tea do you want?
Dozer: There's more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?
Coal: Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey.
Dozer: I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?
Flippy: I have no idea what's about to happen, but it has been a great pleasure to walk beside each and every one of you.
Dozer: Screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated!
Sweet: I'm sorry, who's talking, who is this?
Sour: It's the voice of reason from up the mine shaft.
Bubbles: I need you to be positive.
Dozer: I'm positive this is impossible.
Doc: I am at a loss for words.
Dafodile, narrating: Yet despite being at a loss for words, Pop proceeded to yell at us for the next ten minutes.
Sour: You idiot!
Bubbles: I'm sure you're right but why?!
Flippy: Careful Dozer or I might start to think you care.
Dozer, sarcastically: We wouldn't want that would we?
Bubbles: *sneaks into the cottage holding Sleepy's hat*
Sleepy: Why'd you take my hat?
*Sleepy's hat meows*
Bubbles: Drugs.
Malient: If you had to separate your dog
from 49 other dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Dafodile: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a queen.
Bubbles: You know, the last time you were dying you were a little bit more worried about the whole thing.
Dozer: I was younger then. Carefree.
Sweet: It was two days ago.
Flippy: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Dozer: You looked in the mirror?
Flippy: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and your god may not be so merciful.
Bubbles: If I run and leap at Dozer, he'll most certainly catch me. *Runs towards Dozer*
Dozer: No! I'm holding coffee!
Dozer: *Drops coffee to catch Bubbles*
