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Endi | 27 | she/her/they/them Strengths. NONE. Confidence. VERY.

[ragingbullmode]

ooc but i dont care this was for my own personal self indulgence lol

[sugarglider-s]

Aw yeah polymerization time

[oliveaart]

O'Brien....

I actually love drawing him so much I need to do it more

He only knows how to make like...3 expressions and I love that about him

The frame that made me have this idea 😭

And she looks at me....and I look at her....

[oliveaart]

Married Orichalcumshipping and their comic relief third-wheel Kenzan

I'm thinking that Kenzan probably works on a few archaeological digs with Jim after graduating, and then he just ends up hanging around with them a bunch (finding more big brothers to follow around and lovingly irritate now that Judai is who knows where...)

Shirley and Kenzan having their goofy little wwe matches is endless entertainment I'm sure

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[balimaria]

I just realized I can cross over my favorite characters and literally no one can stop me. This is way too much power.

(these captures are from gll99's GX fansub! you can find it free on their blog @/kaiowut99)

Part 2 Part 3

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[enderon]

On the topic of petplay with Dispatch, specifically Flambert, I like to imagine Flambae and Robert liking it and taking turns in their relationship, but in different ways.

- For Flambae, it's about being good, about following instructions, doing it well, and being praised and rewarded for it. But it's also about control. He's spent so much of his life struggling with his anger and as a tesult his destructive powers, to the point that he's had times where he thought the world would be better without him in it. So, to have someone come in and take away choices from him, to take control for him?

- For Robert, it's about being spoiled and pampered and taken care of, treated like something small and cute and fragile, something that doesn't have any responsibilities and is just there to be loved on and pleasured. It's the only way he lets himself be pampered and treated and complimented without any fight, cause why should a puppy mind if hes called cute and touched with so much love?

[droggibecher]

You turn me up, you turn me on! My voice is like your favourite song!

Robert the little Puppy~

The song that inspired me!

[flamberttext]

DRUNK CHAD TEXTING ROBERT TO TELL HIM HE'S GOING TO GET HIM PREGNANT!

[th3-l4w]

Baby’s first demonic rites!

[enderon]

Flambert scenario where Flambae always complains about Robert's love of bad movies, but actually Robert doesn't really like bad movies that much, he just loves listening to Flambae's commentary while they watch.

[enderon]

I love that poor Robert has to deal with the Supernatural phenomena where he's actually a pretty average and even kind of tallish guy, but because all of the people he's around are freakishly giant, he looks little in comparison.

[p0p-vulture]

[beeccoe]

in which two idiots forget other people can see them (actual artwork under the cut)

[jojo-the-dogg0]

i played 70h for this and for more i need to do it myself, are you kiddinnnnng

[enderon]

Thinking more fun Flambert scenarios.

5 months post Dispatch - Robert and Flambae have been dating for 4 months

Prism got asked to dress up and perform as a drag king at a local club's drag night. She agreed, wholeheartedly, but then had a great idea. The rest of the z-team showed up for a fun night and to support their friend of course. Robert is a bit distracted, though, cause Flambae didnt come with, saying he wasn't feeling well and was throwing up. Robert offered to go to his and take care of him, but Flambae threatened him that he better go and support his best girl since he cant do it himself. But then Robert finds out that this was all a lie because Prism and Flambae conspired to surprise all of them with a performance. Prism isnt the only one dressing in drag and performing tonight. Robert is way too in love. After the show, when they come out, still in costume, to mingle with their friends, Robert is too shocked and frozen to interact much, squished against Flambae's side and having an internal bisexual panic because its unfair that his hot boyfriend would also be an equally hot girlfriend.