#source : gotham

[incorrecteintrachtquotes]

Paul : Does the universe usually like you this much, Niko?

Niko : First time.

[julian-fawcett-said-bi-rights]

dick gumshoe : i'm a cop, the only thing i'm scared of is decaf coffee.

[nordicssays]

Denmark : Do you want to get a drink?

Finland : It's noon.

Denmark : I didn't ask you what time it was, I asked you if you wanted to get a drink.

[nordicssays]

Denmark : You must be very proud of yourself, Sve, thinking you outsmarted me.

Sweden : Well, frankly, it wasn't really a challenge.

[nordicssays]

Germany : How you feeling ?

Finland, after being shot : Like a bullet went through my insides. You don't have any vodka, do you ?

Germany : Sorry.

Finland : You get a boy shot and you don't even bring him booze. You got a lot of nerve.

[nordicssays]

Norway : YOU IDIOT !!! It was a setup !

Denmark : No ! No way. Ned would never do that.

Denmark : ...

Denmark : Well, unless they offered him money.

[nordicssays]

Finland, at the phone with Russia : Hey, Russia ?

Russia : Yes, Finland ?

Finland : *hangs up the phone*

Russia : *calls back*

Finland : Hello ?

Russia : Don't you ever do that again !

Finland : Okay. *hangs up the phone anew*

[nordicssays]

Finland : I'm gonna miss you...

Norway : I'm only gone two days.

Finland : Well, actually, your conference ends at 1:45 on Monday. With traffic, that puts you in at 5:30 into home. If you leave on time today, which I'm sure that you will...

Norway : Mh-hmm.

Finland : ...you'll be gone for 44 and an half hours. Less than two days.

Norway : *chuckles* I will hold on to that thought.

Finland : ...

Finland : Cream ! I forgot your cream.