>be a website
>web 1.0 imageboard forum from late 2003
>become the biggest forum ever
>make a thousand boards, half anime, half porn, and the rest is shit nobody cares about
>invent a majority of internet culture
>feels guy and sad frog (normies call them wojak and pepe)
>thrive as ultimate haven for shitposting and degeneracy
>anons rage, laugh, and fap whenever they feel like it
>life is good and everyone is in harmony
>then the normies stomp in
>get weirded out by all the autism, quickly leave the site
>some normies are so autistic they stay and try to fit in.
>the normies decide it’d be funny to watch a little girl horse cartoon because they’re big grown men
>actual degens hook onto the horse show
>gets so bad the website makes a containment board exclusively for them
>these horse show watchers can’t get laid and whine about their relationship problems on the other boards
>mods make another board for the “tfw no gf” fags
>mods decide it’d be funny to make a board for politics and politically incorrect humor
>robot9000 anons huddle to the board so they can joke about women being whores
>enter the stormfags
>stormfags post about how Hitler good Jew bad
>robots think it’s lulz
>stormfags stay and great replacement oldfags and robots
>2014
>armenian lady with glasses says videogames are being too sexist
>other lady who made a game about being sad has a shitty ex boyfriend rage over him being dumped
>ex boyfriend wants his friend group to harass ex-girlfriend
>message spreads to website
>stormfags use oppourtunity to turn nothingburger into war against feminism
>stormfags rile up robots and normies to fight war on sad game lady and armenian
>the sperging gets so bad website bans threads discussing the gamer revolution
>og site owner gets tired of babysitting grown men who like japan cartoons
>leaves site and gives it to japanese man
>anons make a bootleg forum to post child porn and nazi propaganda
>war ends in draw because angry internet people can’t change vidya industry
>stormfags and robots still seething
>new election coming up for president
>rich guy who talks funny vs normie grandma
>website collectively agrees to vote for funny guy for the lulz
>funny guy wins
>anons laugh it out and post more
>vidya news gets leaked and redditors (normies) flock to see the leaks
>anons make fun of normies, depict them as bald men with glasses
>bald man with glasses becomes popular
>questions and answers forum gets spammed with macros of soy-faces
>anons get banned for spamming
>bootleg board stormfags and robots made gets banned because of of their guys shoots up a mosque
>stormfags, robots, and soy-face spammers make new website for more funny bald glasses men
>names it the sharty
>politically incorrect board becomes home hub for divorced dads to talk about how funny talk man is based and how trannies are bad
>funny talk man loses next election to old man, wins election against black-indian woman
>politically incorrect board explodes again and mods have to regulate board more
>mods getting fed up from overwhelming increase in traffic
>April 14th 2025
>mods are at limit
>comics baord is collapsing because a faggy comic about bisexual aliens playing 4D chess is overrun by autists
>sharty sees oppourtunity to strike
>mods get IPs leaked
>source code leaked
>site owner can’t access forums
>it might actually be over
>mfw horse cartoon killed an internet empire
