#source: andy borowitz

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

Crosshair

[incorrectrotgquotes]

‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

Pitch

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

Trixie and/or Dana

[psgmisquotes]

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Julian Draxler gives his take on Christmas.