Show & Tell
PR's Tumblrdome
noise dept.
No title available
Monterey Bay Aquarium
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
No title available
oozey mess
d e v o n
Discoholic 🪩
ojovivo
todays bird
Stranger Things
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
RMH
𓃗
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Serbia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Algeria
@verycorrect-tbbquotes
Love is better than chocolate, but sometimes chocolate is easier to find.
Wrecker
New Year’s resolution: 1. To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. 2. To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Tech
I would say, ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
Crosshair
You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
Crosshair
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
Crosshair
‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
Crosshair
Christmas, that annual celebration of parental guilt and juvenile greed.
Crosshair
Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.
Wrecker
Mayday: Wait. You know what you're doing?
Crosshair: Yeah. I knocked out Lieutenant Nolan over 200 times.
Echo: I quit. I'm resigning. My body literally can't handle the stress. I don't know when you're going to kill yourself, or mess up the whole squad…
Tech: I think I did okay!
[explosion in the background]
Omega: One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Hunter: You've already made me proud.
Crosshair: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Wrecker: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?!?!?!
Crosshair: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!!!
Wrecker: TOO LATE!!!
Crosshair: If I went missing for like a week, do you think you’d be alarmed or would you-
Tech: I think so.
Crosshair: That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed. I think you-
Tech: You’re my brother!
I'm going to choose to believe that Crosshair was actually going to say something like:
Crosshair: Could just listen to the question? Tech: Fine. What do you wish to ask? Crosshair: --or would you spend all your time looking for me and process the emotion later? Tech: Oh. Yes? That is the most efficient way to deal with matters. Wrecker: 'Cause we'd be tearing up the galaxy looking for you! Tech: Well, yes. And also that. Someone has to remain cool-headed or everything that isn't on fire will have holes in it. Hunter: I resemble that remark.
This is very accurate for them XD
Echo: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Hunter: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Wrecker: Something illegal.
Tech: Accept my fate.
Crosshair: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Echo: What?
Wrecker: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
Crosshair: If I went missing for like a week, do you think you’d be alarmed or would you-
Tech: I think so.
Crosshair: That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed. I think you-
Tech: You’re my brother!
Omega: Gee, Wrecker, life’s given me lemons, what should I do?
Wrecker: Well, you could shove them somewhere.
Hunter: This calls for drastic measures!
Echo: Drastic measures? What does that mean? I ask you!
