#source: callmecarson

[reallivewire]

Everyone, doing what they're supposed to do and generally minding their own business:

Michael: (This house needs a corpse.)

[xanaxblowandamacbookpro]

alex: hey guys this door just opens alex: nevermind anthony is in the way

[incorrect-umbrellaacademy]

OKOAKOAKY

So

I WROTE THIS THING

And I would really love it if you guys read it

Maybe even put sum kudos

But regular posts will be back!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kimetsu-no-incorrect]

Tengen: Uh, This is pillar training thank you for attending-

Tengen: I will eliminate the middle class.

[oopslmaodeactivatedcunts]

Hal:

I have a personality I watch the office. It is ok I have a social life

Big time rush theme song

[incorrect-inkymystery]

Cuphead: Maybe if it was something a little more like- *accidentally shows picture of a demonic, bloodied body* No, not that, kinda like this. *Shows picture of stuffed crust pizza*

Bendy: Oh my CUSS, what the HELL! Are we gonna gloss over it?!?! O-Oh my stars! It looks like Chaos's heart!

Cuphead: Look at the way these cheese sort of... flows out of the crust. I really think that's not the best example but-

Bendy: There is blood EVERYWHERE!

Cuphead: -...really gotta know how to cut those corners.

Mugman: ...that is Satan's heart.

Bendy: There is blood everywhere, and you are still fixated on stuffed crust?

Cuphead: That's great and all but what if it was hhhhOT DOGS?

(Holly, Mugman and Boris burst out into laughter while Bendy worries for Cup's sanity)

[headcanonsnquotes-kidicarus]

Grey: Pit, your word is "There."

Pit: Use it in a sentence first.

Grey: You have to spell "their." That's your sentence.

Pit: T-H-E-I-R?

Grey: Wrong "they're." Next person, please

[headcanonsnquotes-kidicarus]

Medusa, hissing: Pestilence.

Pit, snickering: Okay?

Medusa: DON'T LAUGH AT PESTILENCE!

Pit: Hahahahaha!