#source: fearibays

[fearibays]

Lucy: One year I was an Eskimo for Halloween.

Happy: What? Is that like snow?

Lucy: Yeah, snow.

Happy: No, I said snail.

Lucy: No that’s escargot.

Lucy:

Lucy: why would I be escargot-

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Gajeel and Juvia thoroughly talk about their favorite recipes a lot. Gajeel wants to be able to feed for his future kids and Juvia wants to feed her Gray-Sama, the usual.

[fearibays]

Natsu trying to swat at a fly: Almost got him…

Lucy: Natsu, stop it-

Waitress, walking up: I’d say sorry about the flies, but they seem to to keep you entertained

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Gajeel: This one time I was hanging out with the old Phantom Lord guild and we used to play “Pin the Iron on the Gajeel,” in which they would chuck iron spears I made for them at me and the one time I got impaled in the throat and that’s how I got this sick-ass scar.

Levy:

Levy: How are you still alive?

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Talking about sleeping upside down like a bat

Lucy: I wish I could do that.

Erza: Yeah, pull out my skin and wrap myself in it like a blanket.

Lucy:

Lucy: No, not that part.