#source: incorrectcoldflashquotes

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Even: why cant dinosaurs clap?

Eliott & Nico: because their arms are-

David, Joana, Sander: because they're all dead.

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Lucas: im too tough to cry

Eliott: yesterday i found you crying about snakes

Lucas: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS !!! WHAT ABOUT BRIAN ???

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Lucas, trying to say "are you fucking serious" and "are you kidding me?", at the same time: are you fucking me !?!?!?!?

Eliott: not currently, but id like to.

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Eliott: hi baby!

Lucas: you're late

Eliott: you're stunning <3

Lucas: you're forgiven

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Robbe: the printer messed up jens' birthday invitations

Sander: what does it say now?

Robbe: "jens' bi."

Sander: well, still works doesnt it?

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Eliott Demaury: all clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

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Lucas: ive never had a real friend before.

Le Gang: excuse m-

Eliott: i can be your friend!

Lucas:

Lucas: i've also never had a boyfriend before

Le Gang: ah.

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Lucas: you're a genius !

Eliott: sure... but for what reason?

Lucas: you manage to be cute and hot at the same time