just a list of things we know and things that might be true
maya: lesbian. doesnt drink bc her parents were killed by a drunk driver. (crack theory it was Lola's mom)
jo: light of my life no.1 eliott stan we are kin. pansexual (like her king but that's pure coincidence). ngl I think shes got adhd but that might just be drunk/party high jo so idk
max: bi probably bc all lamifex are no hets allowed. trans bc hes definitely trans. lil bit wary of lola but I think that could just be him around new people anyway. wonderfully misanthropic in general so a mood.
sékou: MY FAVOURITE MAN IN THE WORLD. sorry but learning all about the history of the places ur breaking into then info dumping on your friends? mood I love him. hes autistic I just think he is like the infodumps hyperfixatins not picking up social cues or sarcasm i think hes got autism. also he gay no straight teenage boy would wear an outfit that nice even a french man. also if hes not already dating max, i think he is, they both crushin on eachother dont ask me why
basically lamifex is gay as all fuck and I will lay down my life for each and every one of them
hoho boy we have not seen the last of them
they're about to exact revenge on lola I can feel it
it's weird tho bc logically tiffs post from yesterday should have been deleted but as of 11:10 french time the next morning it's not (logically in that shes a teenage girl and is after getting bitchslaped by the other girl in the pic)
I have nothing to say about any of them bar the one with the fringe likes girls but wont come out bc the other two are gonna be all like "ew dont hit on me u predatory lesbian" 🙄
this wont end well bc when lola finds out she'll feel betrayed and invaded and like her trust has been violated
its gonna put a major strain on the auld relationship
of shes not daph CAN WE PLEASE MEET BENNY NOW PLEASE
patron saint of street art
eliott 《le mec de Lucas》 demaury told the children he had a bf without prompting bc he can barely go five minutes without talking about lucas
will bring lucas to an urbex party where he will be understandably confused by all these little gay children that have just imprinted on his tall gorgeous boyfriend like DUCKLINGS
I left her till last for no particular reason other than I only have one thought for her
Whipped As All Fuck For Her Almost Girlfriend
shes gonna properly go to the cleanup thing now isnt she
also shes already really into urbex that was just her first introduction to the scene
gonna bring maya to son endroit préféré I can feel it
gonna be best friends with that actual ray of sunshine eliott