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[shy-urban-hobbit]

Guard: We have you surrounded!

Letho: What you have is a bunch of men who are about to die. Come on, let's make it interesting. Give me their names, I'll kill them in alphabetical order.

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The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody's going to be eaten. That's you, by the way.

Wile E. Coyote to The Road Runner

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Tweety: You just buckwe up, he'll tome back...eating me won't be enough.

Sylvester: Oh, Tweety, not nearly enough...

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[Duck Dodgers just threw off the best Martian that Queen Tyr’ahnee and Commander X2 could get to catch him]

Dodgers: Bethst you got?  'Cause if that's the best you've got, Mithster X2, I'll tell you what the word is. [Jumps on the edge of the roof] The word... is OOPS! [Falls backwards off the ledge and out of sight]

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Taz: [after locking Lola in the house] Oh Lola, alone at last.

Lola: Taz, you don't play these games - not with me.  You've always had more sense.

Taz: Know what Taz got now?  You.

[Lola searches for the fuse]

Taz: Taz also got main fuse.

[Lola searches for her keys]

Taz: Yep, took your keys.

[Lola searches for Taz’s keys]

Taz: Took my keys too.

Lola: You won't hurt me.

Taz: I'll eat you!

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Colonel Rimfire: First casualty of conflict; orders...

Hyde Tweety: [Motioning to Sylvester's beaten up body on the ground] As faw as tis tonfwict's tonterned I tink te putty tat might beg to differ...

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Hyde Tweety: Okay-dokey, you first. Aoogah: Why me? Hyde Tweety: Fantastic butt.

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Taz love children, Taz, snack sized people, always leave you wanting more.

Taz