Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes

Welcome to Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes Doc! Submissions welcome but try to keep SFW or at least what can be allowed on basic TV. Anything racist or otherwise offensive will be blocked. Pretty much all incarnations of the Looney Tunes accepted from classic to modern, The Bugs Bunny Show to Tiny Toons Looniversity, The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie to The Day the Earth Blew Up, Dell to D.C. Comics and everything in between.

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I'm half-man, half-wuss. I'm a muss.

Elmer Fudd

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Bugs Bunny: This gentleman was saying... Yosemite Sam I ain't no gentleman! Ah don't even know what a gentleman is!

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Daffy: Cash! Marvin: Cash? What do you mean, "Cash?" Daffy: You know! This sthtuff! Pete: It's green with little president's pictures on it.

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Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.

Bugs Bunny

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Dost thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle with a fort knight and has the king's thirthst for the frothsty brew dost thou might have for thus!

The Scarlet Pumpernickel (Daffy Duck) to Elmer Fudd

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Charlie Dog: [bounds around Wile E. Coyote, tail wagging in excitement and gaze honed on a pocket watch in his paw] Wile E., what's that?! What's that?! What's that?! [leaps up and places his front paws on the coyote's torso] What is it!?

Wile E. Coyote: Heel, Charlie.

Charlie Dog: [sits down with his ears perked in attention]

Wile E. Coyote: It's a time travel device. [walks over to a vault] I was just about to lock it in this vault with my other most dangerous inventions. [unlocks the vault and a few gadgets escape, including a waffle iron that shoots a bolt of acid at the wall, corroding it] Why would I even build a waffle iron that shoots acid? Bet you're glad I'm on your side, huh? [giggles]

source: t.u.f.f. puppy

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General Pandemonium (Yosemite Sam): Who are you? Mac: Majors Mac and Tosh, sir! General Pandemonium: Which is which? Henery Hawkeye: Doesn't matter, they're interchangeable.

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Pepe: (talking about cotton fiber) Ah need anozair piece for compareeson.

Claudette: Forget how to use ze sceessors? (pushes them to him) Poot your feengers een ze holes and squeeze.

Pepe: (smirks) Oui madame

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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Elmer Fudd to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck

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Go ahead an' scream yer head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear ya!

Yosemite Sam of Outer Space

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Capt. Star Johnson: You came. Duck Dodgers: Looks like juthst in the nick of time. Johnson: A couple minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either. Duck Dodgers: What're you gonna do?

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Dr. I.Q. Hi: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call. Duck Dodgers: Bad. I.Q.: Excuse me? Dodgers: Sthleep bad. Otherwise it makes it stheems like the mechanism that allows you to sthleep... I.Q.: What, featherhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb! Get out! Vanish!

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Duck Dodgers: It doesn't matter what we do here, the battle is over there! We're not helping! Cadet: Th-th-th-th-this is unt-t-true. "They also s-s-serve, who only s-s-s-stand and wait." - J-J-J-John M-M-M-M-Milton. Duck Dodgers: Oh yeah? I got one for ya': "This sthtinks!" - Duck Dodgers.

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Marvin: I have to hand it to you mice. You're a lot cleverer than I've given you credit for. Especially the goofy-looking one.

Hubie: (whispering to Bertie) He's talkin' about you Boit...

Marvin: So I'm going let you off the hook this time. BUT KNOW THIS! A darkness approaches. A time is coming in the future where everything you care about will change. Until then, I'll be watching you!

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How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.

Marvin the Martian

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Yosemite Sam (to Montana Max): You give that mask back and that's mah final word! [Sam comes back] No! You'll pawn the mask! That there's mah final word!

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I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! Not another beep! Time for eternal sleep!

Wile E. Coyote to Beep Beep the Road Runner