#source: neocities

[we-die-like-fools]

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Smart

Wheatley: I know what genealogy is. It's when you rub a lamp and get three wishes!

GLaDOS: I've met bread smarter than you.

[incorrectsecretforest]

Changjoon, looking cross at the state of Hangjo: Yeonjae...

Yeonjae: Oh no, 'Yeonjae' in b-flat.

Yeonjae, utterly devastated: You're /disappointed/.

[incorrect-tit-quotes]

Skye: I just ended an eight month relationship.

Oriax: Oh no, are you okay?

Skye: Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

[Morgan and Anthony fighting from across the Mess]

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Alternatively,

Ana: I just ended a serious relationship.

Arnold: Oh no, are you okay?

Ana: Oh yeah I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

[Skye and Doug fighting from across the Mess]

[incorrect-tit-quotes]

[Pierre and Neuse sitting in Jail]

Neuse: So... who should we call?

Pierre: I'd call dad, but I think I feel safer in jail.

[incorrect-tit-quotes]

Juniper: How do I deal with my enemies?

Skye: Kill them.

Juniper: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Skye: Kill them only a little?

[incorrect-tit-quotes]

Inai: Died and came back a cowboy. I call that reintarnation.