#source: thorriffic

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Tumblebrutus: Pouncival, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and Munkustrap involved in a… romantic relationship?

Pouncival: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like stability, and he gets whatever he desires from me.

Mr. Mistoffelees: *knows exactly what a sugar daddy is* Oh, sounds great!

[incorrect-sheith-quotes]

Lance: Keith, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and Shiro involved in a… romantic relationship?

Keith: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like stability, and he gets whatever he desires from me.

Lance, knowing exactly what a sugar daddy is: Oh, sounds great!

[incorrect-nivanfield-quotes]

Sherry: Piers, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and Chris involved in a… romantic relationship?

Piers: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like stability, and he gets whatever he desires from me.

Sherry, knowing exactly what a sugar daddy is: Oh, sounds great!