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Gryffindor: Slyth, shouldn’t you be sitting at the Slytherin table?

Slytherin: Technically yes, but if i sit alone at my table, strange things start to happen, cracks open in the floor, hexes go flying. It’s a mood disorder. I can’t control it. That’s what I told Dumbledore

Ravenclaw: And is it true?

Slytherin: I have a note from my caretaker

Hufflepuff, who is dating Slyth: I’m their caretaker

Ravenclaw about Slytherpuff: If those two were any cuter together they would cause a nuclear explosion of cuteness and destroy the northern hemisphere.

Slytherin: Ghost!Gryffindor, blames me for their death

Ravenclaw: Why?

Slytherin: Probably because I killed them

Ravenclaw, nodding solemnly: Ah, that would do it.

Contemplation of loyalty

Ravenclaw: But every hero has a fatal flaw, Hufflepuff? They’re too loyal to their friends. They won’t give up on them, not for anything.

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Ravenclaw, to Hufflepuff: To save a friend you would sacrifice the world

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Dumbledore, to Hufflepuff: You are unswervingly loyal, and you inspire loyalty. You are the glue that will unite the four of you.

Slytherin: What if it lines up like it did in the last war ... mainly Slytherins versus mainly Gryffindors?"

Gryffindor: I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you.

Slytherin: Why?

Gryffindor: Because you're my friend, Snake face. Any more stupid questions?

Gryffindor: Don't worry, I covered for you. They asked a bunch of questions but i played dumb

Ravenclaw: Was it hard?

Gryffindor: Raven, We need to have another talk about your people skills

Ravenclaw: Hey, I'm just stating the obvious. If this is Hufflepuff and they die, we’re all in big trouble

Gryffindor: I apologize for my boy/girl/enbyfriend

Ravenclaw: Could you not-

Gryffindor: What? Would you prefer special person? Significant other?

Ravenclaw: Significant annoyance in your case

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw: *cuddling*

Slytherin: Hey, could you-

*silence*

Slytherin: You know what I can come back later-

Ravenclaw, blushing: Slyth! We just came down here to talk, we fell asleep accidentally, that’s it!

Gryffindor: Kissed a couple times

Ravenclaw: Not helping!

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