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Sam: Okay, question: would you let your best friend kill your greatest enemy for you, or would you rather do it yourself?
Boromir: Neither! Not to be mean, gang, but my neck is getting a strain from telling y’all murder is wrong.
Aragorn: It depends on how I've had my coffee. If it's decaf, have at them, if not, well, hopefully their cardio is good.
Gandalf: I would do it myself because I'm not a weak bitch.
Legolas: I would rather kill them myself because if my friend kills them and they come back as a ghost, my friend would be haunted instead of me, and I’ve always wanted to be haunted by a ghost!
Gimli: I'm a perfectionist, so I wouldn't let my best friend kill my enemy because they wouldn't follow the exact scenario I have rehearsed a hundred times in my head.
Frodo: I wouldn't object to my best friend killing my enemy, but I wouldn't encourage it? like, that's between you and God tbh.
Merry: I'd love to do it myself, as long as I'm dressed for the occasion.
Pippin: Define “greatest enemy”, because the list of people who have problems with me is more like a phonebook.