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[verycorrectlotr]

good morning to hobbits over four foot, boromir, and - no yeah that’s it actually

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

[valtsv]

legolas: *statement in elvish*

aragorn: *annoyed retort, also in elvish*

legolas: *disbelieving reply, still in elvish*

aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!!

the rest of the men in helm’s deep:

[verycorrectlotr]

Who gave Pippin his scarf? He seems really attached to it.

i have no idea what you’re referring to anon but the fact that pippin has a scarf is news to me - excellent news, thank you so much for that

[wishiwasntstillhere]

Apparently hes had this scarf the whole time????? Freaking surprise... I never noticed b4

[verycorrectlotr]

beautiful!!

i mean i personally would not go for the strange brown houndstoothy patterns or combine the turquoise with the russet/purple cloak.. and then the clash with the darker teal shirt... @pippin’s stylist i just want a word... but i’m glad he seems happy with it :)

[verycorrectlotr]

#counter point to your tags:#as someone with a very fashionable friend it is very fun to dress up purposely badly just to annoy them#like ill unironically argue and wear things that they hate and we both know its just to wind them up#and the best part is that bc they Know im doing it on purpose it works even more#and i think thats pippin energy#its also very adhd pippin to get distracted while dressing and just Put On Clothes (via @disasterbipippin​)

Hmm true true true but unfortunately in this scenario i’m the fashionable* friend and lemme tell you in my case, having friends who are badly/underdressed actually makes me feel better about my overdressing - i’m compensating for the badly dressed one, yknow? i now have an excuse to wear this fancy jacket in the middle of summer. everyone wins!

[verycorrectlotr]

Who gave Pippin his scarf? He seems really attached to it.

i have no idea what you’re referring to anon but the fact that pippin has a scarf is news to me - excellent news, thank you so much for that

[wishiwasntstillhere]

Apparently hes had this scarf the whole time????? Freaking surprise... I never noticed b4

[verycorrectlotr]

beautiful!!

i mean i personally would not go for the strange brown houndstoothy patterns or combine the turquoise with the russet/purple cloak.. and then the clash with the darker teal shirt... @pippin’s stylist i just want a word... but i’m glad he seems happy with it :)

[verycorrectlotr]

Who gave Pippin his scarf? He seems really attached to it.

i have no idea what you’re referring to anon but the fact that pippin has a scarf is news to me - excellent news, thank you so much for that

[aarianas]

i made a uquiz where you can find out who’d you be like if you were a high school teacher, https://uquiz.com/M3YBeQ put what you got in the tags

[verycorrectlotr]

honestly elrond will see a kid and go "is someone gonna raise that" and not even wait for an answer lmao

elrond: yknow ideologically i don’t agree with the race of Men but they really went off with the adoptable children

[sanjidysphoria]

new favourite hc: the older hobbits in the shire talking about gandalf as if he were the boogeyman.

"eat your cabbages or gandalf will take you on an adventure"

"come home after 11pm and the wandering wizard will drag you to the misty mountains"

[loloztya]

“In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. Not a nasty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, not yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing to sit down on or to eat: it was a Hobbit-hole, and that means comfort”

[verycorrectlotr]

i know the reason legolas’s eyes randomly change colour throughout the films is orlando bloom just kept forgetting to put blue contacts in, but honestly they could have added an in-universe explanation of “legolas sometimes wears fashion contacts just for the Vibe” and it would still be plausible

[a-nom-de-plume]

I don’t know where I heard it, but some people explained it as “his eyes change color with his mood” - hence why they’re consistently brown during the whole battle of Helm’s Deep.

It’s a pretty weird explanation.

[thenightling]

Mood eyes is better than “fashion contacts in a world that hasn’t even figured out bifocals yet.”

[verycorrectlotr]

if dwarves are allowed in-universe anachronistically developed medical research (i.e. gimli “nervous system” son of gloin), elves are allowed the same level of advanced technology in the fields of fashion contacts, laser skin treatment, and hair extensions, in this essay i will

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

hence the debate about thranduil being a real blonde or if he’s been dyeing his hair for so long nobody remembers its natural colour

[verycorrectlotr]

310

Frodo, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

Gandalf, next in line: Good lord, just do cocaine.

[verycorrectlotr]

309

Sam: Okay, question: would you let your best friend kill your greatest enemy for you, or would you rather do it yourself?

Boromir: Neither! Not to be mean, gang, but my neck is getting a strain from telling y’all murder is wrong.

Aragorn: It depends on how I've had my coffee. If it's decaf, have at them, if not, well, hopefully their cardio is good.

Gandalf: I would do it myself because I'm not a weak bitch.

Legolas: I would rather kill them myself because if my friend kills them and they come back as a ghost, my friend would be haunted instead of me, and I’ve always wanted to be haunted by a ghost!

Gimli: I'm a perfectionist, so I wouldn't let my best friend kill my enemy because they wouldn't follow the exact scenario I have rehearsed a hundred times in my head.

Frodo: I wouldn't object to my best friend killing my enemy, but I wouldn't encourage it? like, that's between you and God tbh.

Merry: I'd love to do it myself, as long as I'm dressed for the occasion.

Pippin: Define “greatest enemy”, because the list of people who have problems with me is more like a phonebook.

[verycorrectlotr]

Thinking about GROND 💖💓💕💓💖💕💖💕💓💖

it boggles my mind that there are some people who aren’t constantly thinking about grond... if you’re not dedicating every waking moment to our king then what are you using that empty 87% of your brain for??

[diversetolkien]

Hey Tolkien fandom! Here's an opportunity for those of us who want to promote diversity and representation in Tolkien's world. I encourage anyone who fits the bill to go ahead and dm @itariilles for more details!

This is super awesome!

[itariilles]

Thank you so much for sharing! Just to clarify: there are multiple positions open and I'm just compiling a list of possible contacts for the company to reach out to in due course so keep your eyes peeled! It's a really exciting opportunity to be a part of the change the Tolkien fandom needs and I'm truly overwhelmed at the response -- it just goes to show how many of us care!

[verycorrectlotr]

308

Boromir: Describe your ideal man.

Legolas: He’s dark and mysterious. And he can sing. And he plays the organ. 

Boromir: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera?

Legolas, wistfully: Mmm.

[typhlonectes]