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GG: You remember your own birth?

AR: Sure, it was only six months ago.

GG: You're only six months old!?

AR: Precocious little scamp, aren’t I?

I always fears she'd run off like this. Why?! Whyyyyyy?! WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HER LEGS?!

Black Heron (after Gadget escapes)

Keefe: What!?

Keefe: I could have fixed it that easily?

Dex: You?

Dex: *cackles*

Felicity: Alright, if everyone is done being stupid...

Monty: I had more, but go on.

Crowley:”Live fast,die young,leave behind a pretty corpse,that’s what i say”

Aziraphale:”You should say something else”

Ralsei: Susie, you can’t just go around chopping people!

Susie: I could’ve if you didn’t take me axe away.

“My love with Remus isn’t any different than your love with Lily…except it’s hotter because I’m involved.”

-Sirius Black to James

I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

Gina Linetti

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