The Marauder’s Blog

18+

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: *staring off in the distance deep in thought*

Sirius: What’re you thinking about? You seem distracted

James: *thinking about Regulus* You don’t want to know

Sirius: You can tell me anything Prongs

James: No, no I can’t

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: *to Ted* Do you really love Andromeda?

Ted: *confused* Of course

Sirius: *raising his eyebrows* What do you love about her the most?

Ted: Her smile

Sirius: Typical. Picking a physical attribute

Ted: That’s not what I-

Sirius: *turning on his heel and walking away*

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: *laughing*

James: What? Are you watching something funny?

Sirius: No I was just thinking of something funny that happened today..*giggling* like when you told my brother you could kiss him all day *glaring at James*

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: I know the world doesn’t want to see us together-

Regulus: Not the world.Just Sirius

James: *sighing*

Regulus: I know, Sirius is your world..

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: I’ll be right back I have to change my underwear

Narcissa: Why do you have to change your underwear?

Sirius: Because I’m not wearing any

*shouts of disgust*

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: *telling Sirius that he’s going to be moving in with Lily* And trust me the second Lily and I break up I will move back in with you

Lily: *raising her eyebrows*

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: Reg and I are moving in together

Sirius: Aawww..Wooow that’s great. My best friend and my little brother..shacking up..

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Orion: Family is everything

Sirius: is that why you married your cousin?

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: I will never understand people

Regulus: They’re the worst

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Remus: *seeing Peter for the first time after he betrayed the Potters*

Peter: I-

Remus: I would get up but my backs still sore from the knife you stuck in it

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: You kissed my brother?

James: In my defense it was very dark and he’s a very attractive guy

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

*Order Meeting*

Marlene: Before we end today would anyone like to add anything?

James: Yes I would. *looking at everyone* I’ve swallowed all your ideas. I’m going to digest them and see what comes out on the other end

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius after realizing he’s the last one to find out about Jegulus:

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

James: I love you

Regulus: Thank you

James: *nervous laughter*

No problem

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: Oh it’s kind of cold

Remus: Here take my jacket *taking off his jacket and handing it to Sirius*

Sirius: *to Remus* I love you

Remus: We are such a perfect couple

James: I’m cold too

Regulus: Well damn, Potter. I cant control the weather!

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Orion: You and Andromeda are quite close with each other

Sirius: Don’t get any wrong ideas over there, Sweet Home Alabama

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: I’m sorry it didn’t go well with Lily, Prongs

James: I’m not going to cry over it.

Sirius: *shrugging*

James: I did that on the walk over here