#source:prema

[sargeantposting]

Oscar: What is an annoying habit he has... Surely we know something annoying about him. Fred: Yeah, for sure. Oscar: We have to. But there is just something annoying about him... Fred: Yeah, I agree. Oscar: Because he's American. He always goes-- He always goes on about how good America is. Fred: 'We got firepower.' He's always like that. Oscar: Yeah, okay. Fred: Yeah, that's it. That's definitely it. From the first day. Oscar: What is an annoying habit you have? It actually took us a while to think about this. So, good job for that. But you're pretty patriotic as an American. Logan: Oh, hell yeah. Oscar: Enough said. Logan: Yeah. 100%. Oscar: It's like 'Murica 24/7. Logan: Absolutely. Yeah. I'd go with that as well.

[sargeantposting]

Logan: No, I smell that. What is that, bro? That smelled like freaking cat food or something! Oscar: Can I- can I, can I take this one? Fred: I know, what do you want to take it? It tastes like cat food. Logan: The smell of that is absolutely horrible. Oscar: Wait, wait, wait, let me see if I can tell it by the smell first. Logan: I think I can tell by the smell of it. Oscar: Is it under my nose? [starts making retching sounds]