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Nicky:What’s that brain chemical that feels nice? Acetone?

Yuki:Ha. What is it called, though? I can’t remember.

Hyunwoo:Serito... Seritomin? Seritotin?

Yuki:Holy-

Hyunwoo:Seritone? I don’t know!

Nicky:Then why didn’t you just say you didn’t know!

Yuki:”I don’t know! Seritomin? Seritone?”

Hyunwoo:Seritocin!

Hyunwoo:How do I make coffee?

Hyejin:First, put two cups of water to heat up.

Hyunwoo:Okay, I put the cups on the stove, what next?

Hyejin:That has to be a crime.

Yuki:I guess it's not dangerous, worst that could happen is that the cup explodes.

Hyunwoo:And that's not dangerous, it's chill.

Yuki:I almost slept sat down.

Isol:You guys ever almost just sleep on the floor?

Hyunwoo:I once slept in a voice call.

Isol:You're a literal monster, you have fallen asleep in call, showered in call, had dinner in call, you've done EVERYTHING in call!

Yuki:You shaved in a voice call once.

Hyunwoo:Oh, true, I did that.

Camilo:If you're ever cheating on your girlfriend, save your lover's number as "Mechanic". Might save you one day.

Rozzi:Really.

Silvia:Mechanics don't send me "are you armed? what's that in your pants?"

Rozzi:"Love, could you call my mechanic for me?" And then good luck.

Camilo:Why are you asking your girlfriend to call your mechanic?

Silvia:Speak in code! Like, you know, "hey can you send me a photo of that one... car part?"

Rozzi:In code? "Pi pam pco pming pover".

Silvia:Aw, I never learned that language. My dream.

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