#source: bulletstorm

[incorrectsonicboom]

Sonic: I feel like I should say something witty.

Amy: Why start now?

[ground-zoro]

Lars: Nice View. You wanna make out? Just two gruff military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way.

Steven: Ha

Lars: That’s a nervous chuckle. Either your human side gets the joke or your Gem side likes the way I look in these pants hahaha

Steven: Or a little of both perhaps.

Lars: Hey, I’m not judgin’. I’m just a good looking man

[ground-zoro]

Lance: Nice View. You wanna make out? Just two gruff military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way.

Keith: Ha

Lance: That’s a nervous chuckle. Either your human side gets the joke or your Galra side likes the way I look in these pants hahaha

Keith: Or a little of both perhaps.

Lance: Hey, I’m not judgin’. I’m just a good looking man

[incorrectawesomelandquotes]

Crystal: *referring to Lord Xander* “What the hell did you do to piss him off? Kill his daughter?”

Paintbrush: “What? No! Well… maybe…”