Incorrect Sonic Boom Quotes

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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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You like tickles

Why are you sending this to the Incorrect Sonic Boom Quotes account

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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Amy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Sticks: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Knuckles: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Tails always tells me one thing every year. He says, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity...

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The queue is running out today. I'll try to fill it back up, but I don't know when that'll happen.

Submissions should still be open. Please let me know if there's a problem.

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Sticks: Gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms!

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Knuckles: *out cold on the ground*

Sonic: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Sticks, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Knuckles’s face*

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Amy: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Sticks: Unless you're home alone.

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Knuckles: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Amy: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Tails: Hey, Sonic? I need advice.

Sonic: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

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Knuckles: What’s your biggest fear?

Mike the Ox: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Knuckles, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

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Amy: That's it, you're grounded! Sonic, no adventures for you! Knuckles, no fighting for you! Sticks, no stealing for you! And Shadow... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Shadow: Revenge.

Amy: No vengeance for you.

Shadow: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Shadow: *chokes on something*

Sonic: Jeez, Shadow, don't die on us.

Shadow: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Tails: Are we really going to let Amy keep Sticks?

Sonic: We kept Knuckles.

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Eggman: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Amy: Your life?

Eggman: I- well yes, but-

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*Everyone is giving advice to Tails*

Knuckles: It's okay to ask for help.

Sonic: You're not a burden.

Sticks: Murder is okay.

Amy: Your feelings matter.