what do you mean "incorrect"

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Crystal: "Who cares if Jacob and Gage have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America: A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right!"

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Inmate: “You like meeeen.”

Daniel: “You can see into my mind?!”

Inmate: “No.”

Daniel: “Fuck.”

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Gage: “Introducing...the double-decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together, and be buddies!”

Daniel: “That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing I have ever seen.”

Jacob: “Please, Daniel, let me handle this.”

Jacob: “That idea is just...the worst.”

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Jacob: “Gage. I've been thinking. You're annoying. And I'm annoying. We should team up, and totally annoy everyone.”

Gage: “Yeah, okay!”

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Mary: “Stay out of my life, dad!”

Lord Xander: “You're not even alive!”

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Jacob: “I think I figured out what's wrong with my friends!”

Taylor: “I have a whole list of things wrong with your friends, we can go over it in the morning...”

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Gage: “God you’re handsome.”

Taylor: “I know, and thank you for noticing. I will not return the compliment.”

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Daniel: “Have you ever tried to fuckin' eat a pineapple forty times the size of your own body, like Gage just did? It leads to terrible things.”

Jacob: “Can you speak from experience?”

Daniel: “Uhhhhhhhmmmm maaaaaybeeee...”

Jacob: “Cos I certainly can't. I've tried to eat a dick for-ooooh wait...”

Daniel: “Wait, we should start this episode over.” 

*super fast intro sequence* 

Jacob: “Welcome back to Awesome Land!” 

Daniel: “Hey Jacob, ever tried to eat a dick?” 

Jacob: “Yes-FUCK!” 

Daniel: “DAMMIT!”

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Crystal: *referring to Lord Xander* “What the hell did you do to piss him off? Kill his daughter?”

Paintbrush: “What? No! Well… maybe…”

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Daniel: “One thing I like about Tumblr is that you got some– you guys got some pretty good artists which is sick. Like, you know. People that draw shit. But then you always have artists that try to make Jacob and I have sex with each other which that– it’s not really– my most favorite part about Tumblr.”

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Jewel: *interviewing Taylor* “Is there anything else you wanna say to those watching tonight?”

Taylor: “My favorite color is blood.”

Jewel: “…Alright.”

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Mary: “I will fight so that I can be gay!”

Anastasia: “I will fight for the one I am gay for!”

Lord Xander: “I live here.”

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Jacob: “Daniel, I am your friend, and as your friend I have got to be so honest with you. I don’t care about you or your problems.”

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Lord Xander: “Right, and I have two eyeballs. Which I don’t!”

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Jacob: “I get it – So you’re the cool one.” *points at Daniel*

Jacob: “You’re the funny one.” *points at Gage*

Jacob: *points at Crystal* “You’re the…?”

Crystal: “Girl.”

Jacob: “Which one am I?”

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Daniel: “Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?”

Crystal: “Malcontented.”

Taylor: “Disgruntled.”

Coraline: “Miserable.”

Mary: “Desolated.”

Lord Xander: “Smad.”

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Jacob: “I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.”

Lord Xander: “And for stabbing me, right?”

Jacob: “No. You definitely deserved that.”