#source: dril

[strangeduckpaper]

Zoey, about the Saja Boys: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers?

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Anby: Sorry, Nicole, but Billy and I can’t come in today. We both have *JERRY DUTY*!

[Anby starts cramming every Seinfeld videotape into the videotape player at once]

[weirdkev27]

Verbalase: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Charlie AMV $50,000

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Jennyanydots: Hello pregnant ladies. I have a mission for you. Please name your child after my dead mouse. Please let my dead mouse reincarnate into your son.

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

"I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships I've formed is less than the number of public bathrooms I've screamed in."

— Neil

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Bro: Monthly, I spend $200 on food,

Bro: $150 on data,

Bro: $800 on rent,

Bro: $3,600 on swords,

Bro: and $150 on utilities.

Bro: Someone please budget this. My family is dying.

Mom: spend less on sords

Bro: No.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Benimaru: i feell like im being unfairly targeted during this paintball match just because im the only one wearing a tuxedo

[incorrect-fnafquotes]