Incorrect SNK Quotes

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Welcome to Incorrect SNK Quotes: the place where you can find things that all the characters from SNK’s various IPs have totally said. The queue runs every day 8am to 10pm CST posting three times per day!

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Iori: It took my cat a while to realize that kissng the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she finally got it.

Iori: The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and smash the top of her head against my face. It’s like a very affectionate punch in the mouth.

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Ash: I swear I have no idea what this is about

Elisabeth: Come on, you know what you did!

Ash: I’ve done a lot of things, I need to know which one you found out about

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Shizuka: My 6 y/o Kyo thinks the T in T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus. When questioned on why it might be that, he said it’s because the shirts have tiny arms.

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King: Guys I’m in that weird phase right before a trip where I have to wear all my weird underwear because all the good underwear is packed 

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Blue Mary: My dog snoring: Aww look at the sleeping little baby, probably chasing rabbits or running around the beach, oh my perfect little angel face I love you so, rest well sweet prince, you are always in my heart

Terry snoring: THIS MOTHERF-

Chizuru: This is me with chewing

Iori: Pet chewing: Aww little chompies

Person chewing: I hope your affairs are in order

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Humans are weird

A deity’s observation on a human subject: 

- Subject mentions the fact that they are lactose intolerant every time they consume something with dairy in it.

- Subject’s bones often make crunching noises. Subject assures me that this is somewhat normal.

- Subject likes to put pictures together, one small irregularly shaped piece at a time, even though the picture is right in front of them.

- Subject eats frozen food, even though this causes mild distress to their eating orifice.

- Subject’s sleep schedule changes weekly. They do not understand this either.

- Subject holds onto obsolete technology, despite not having the required device to even operate this technology.

- Subject will trip over the same object periodically. They make no attempt to move said object.

Orochi, observing the bunch of weirdos who follows him

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Ryo: Ideal wife: true Christian, suitable help, submissive, quiet and obedient

King: You’re not describing a wife, you’re describing a Golden Retriever

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Kyo: “Listen to your body”

Kyo: My body: “Go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire”

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No one:

Literally no one:

Chizuru at 3AM: Jim Hanson might not have created all of the Muppets, but but make no mistake: he had a hand in all of them.

Iori:

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Duo Lon: Once in high school Shen got into a fist fight with a trans guy and when he got sent to the principals office the principal kept going like “how DARE you hit a WOMAN” and he got so offended on the trans guys behalf that he got into a fight with the principal too

Duo Lon: This will forever be my favorite story about him

*Beats the shit out of a trans man* “Omg what did you just do to that GIRL???”

“THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL HIM”

*Beats the shit out of a transphobe to defend said trans man*

Duo Lon: Just to clarify it was only a verbal fight with the principal

Duo Lon: Update: I was wrong, he did in fact try to punch the principal, they just stopped him

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Benimaru: I may not be genderfluid, but I will put my fluid in any gender~

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Chizuru: I am the female character that "gets in the way" of the popular gay ship. Fear me.

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Yuri: Five times. My Tomodachi Life Ryo has officially formed a crush on King FIVE TIMES. EVERY SINGLE TIME, she has rejected her advances, even when he tries twice in one go. Sometimes she doesn’t even show up. He’s offered flowers, chocolates, a Dragon Ball. He’s spoken cutely, sexily, poetically. King seems to be immune. I’m curious to see how long they can do this song and dance. I’m sure eventually she’ll cave but then it’s a game of how long until they get divorced.

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Chizuru: I was gonna steal a melatonin off my sister's desk bc i gotta work tomorrow and My Brain but they are 10mg tabs 💀💀💀 girl i want to wake up again

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Saisyu: Why do all my miis Hate their children. I am FIGHTING to keep their relationships up 😭

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Iori: grabs my Kyo mii by the scruff and drops him violently into the ocean