#source: ghostgathering

[raimi]

Credit for this conversation goes to @ghostgathering and her kincord.

Due to length, the script is under the cut. Apologies to anyone using a screenreader.

(ENTER LEFT: Vaike, Smiling) (ENTER RIGHT: Chrom) Vaike: Okay so it turns out if you wear socks you can walk in boots a LOT longer than normal. Teach is unstoppable now! (EMOTION SHIFT: Chrom, Pain, Sweat) Chrom: Vaike, that's... that's the whole point of socks. How did you JUST discover that? (EMOTION SHIFT: Chrom, Angry) Chrom: How did you become such a powerful warrior if you don't even wear SOCKS? (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Standard) Vaike: Because. I've been sad the entire day so I decided to take a night walk.  I also had new boots that needed to be broken in... (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Pain) Vaike: but normally boots are a couple hours max before you collapse in agony. (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Posed) Vaike: Sooo improvise. Adapt. Overcome. And now with this life hack I am unstoppable! Chrom: That's not a life hack! That's just what socks are! It's common sense! (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Smiling) Vaike: Oh shit, the ankle scars aren't even irritated! DAMN! This shit's amazing! (EMOTION SHIFT: Chrom, Angry, Sweat) Chrom: Ankle scars. (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Standard) Vaike: Yeah. You know, the scars you get from wearing cool shit a lot. (EMOTION SHIFT: Chrom, Pain, Sweat) Chrom: Not from wearing socks. Clothes aren't supposed to scar you! (EMOTION SHIFT: Vaike, Pain) Vaike: Oh. Shit, really? (EMOTION SHIFT: Chrom, Angry) Chrom: ... Vaike: Wellll... this has been an interesting conversation.