In bottled water, there’s a lot of toxins. In a stagnant creek, worst you’re going to get is giardia. They say pain is just weakness leaving the body, and I feel that way about giardia.
Zach Woods in the Woods (GQ) source

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In bottled water, there’s a lot of toxins. In a stagnant creek, worst you’re going to get is giardia. They say pain is just weakness leaving the body, and I feel that way about giardia.
Zach Woods in the Woods (GQ) source
"What about Happiness? Like, happiness is overrated. Happiness is like, we have fleeting moments of joy, right? We're not going to get happiness because it's not a destination, it's like there's this… and the thing that pisses me off about like, everyone saying that we should be happy all the time, it's like, what about when you're not? Are you being wrong? Are you wrong as a human? I always feel like, 'Oh, I'm not happy, I must be doing something wrong.' No, you're not, you're just going through the human experience. And happiness is overrated. Like, give me purpose over happiness. You know, music and art, all this is fucking… it's great and it gives us stuff, but it's not like, important in the way that like, people who at the turn of the century were working on radioactive material. They chose to do that, and they were poisoning themselves and they knew it. Were they doing it for happiness? No, they weren't. They were doing it for purpose because sometimes it's just bigger than happiness. I don't really care that much about happiness. I care about… for me, anyway, because I don't really know what it is, it's like… I'm happiest when I'm doing something that I know is good. That's happiness for me."
February 18, 2019: Matty talks about happiness and what it means to him. (source)
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If you ever get lost in the woods, don’t immediately cut your arm off. A lot of people have seen that movie 127 Hours. It shouldn’t be your first resort. Same thing with eating your friends.
Zach Woods in the Woods (GQ) source
I think in movies, in television, and in advice columns, often there's this idea that what people are really attracted to is confidence. And I think people, especially young men, sometimes misinterpret that to mean being brash, or trying to be an alpha. That's what's attractive to the opposite sex, or to the same sex. But in my experience—and I feel bashful pontificating on the nature of attraction—I guess I feel like what's actually attractive is confidence that doesn't manifest as, like, silverback-ape behavior. Internal confidence. … Is this just word salad?
Zach Woods in the Woods (GQ) source
Zach Woods in the Woods, GQ [source]