#source: incorrect-codegeass

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dazai, with great delight: oh kunikida-kun's gonna hate this.

[g-on-ef]

Damian to Jon: when I said I'd date you when pigs flew, I didn't expect you to attach wings to a stuffed pig and throw it out the window as I passed by

Jon: it's not my fault you weren't specific so tomorrow at 8 ???

[daily-okakuri]

Kurisu: short people jokes have never been funny, nor will they ever be

Okabe: agreed. can’t believe people would stoop so low

Kurisu:

Kurisu: you are a fucking asshole

[incorrectioryuu]

Io: First of all, as you know, I keep a list of everyone in the world in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.

Ryuu: Where am I on the list?

Io: Well, I can't tell you because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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ranpo: this is poe-kun, not my assistant. he's, er... some other word....

poe: i'm his carer.

ranpo: yeah, my carer. he cares so i don't have to.

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mori: and please, keep collateral damage to a minimum.

chuuya: why are you pointing to me?

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kunikida: god, give me patience.

tanizaki: i think you meant, "give me strength."

kunikida: if god gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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kunikida: this is such a bad idea.

dazai: then why are you tagging along?

kunikida: one of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.