Captain Falcon: Alright, quick! Everyone! Get into my flying Blue Falcon!
Joker: Wait a minute! You have a car that flies?!
Captain Falcon: It doesn’t just fly…it FLIES.
(He, Joker, and Chara all get into the car, Falcon drives it into the air.)
Captain Falcon: And now, we FLY…WE FLYYYYYYY!
(The Blue Falcon starts spinning out of control.)
Everyone: AAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAA-
(The car promptly crashes into the ground. The three of them crawl out, all varying degrees of injured.)
Captain Falcon: (groaning) Oh…oh my god.
Joker: Hey, well, at least we safely stuck the landing!
(The car spontaneously combusts.)