Incorrect Ghost Game

Hi! This is an incorrect quotes blog for Digimon Ghost Game run by Mod Gulus. We take submissions and stuff so please send things in if you'd like! (ps I also do headcanon stuff if y'all are interested)

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Jellymon: You’re cute.

Gulusgammamon: I’m an atrocity to the gods, but thank you.

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Jellymon: Girls are hot

Jellymon: Guys are hot

Jellymon: Why is everyone so hot?

Ruli: Global warming.

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Phelesmon: i invited you to this realm because i crave the deadliest game…

Gulusgammamon: *nodding* knife monopoly.

Phelesmon: i was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now i’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is

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Jellymon: I recognize that article! That was from Wikipedia.

Hiro: You memorized the Wikipedia arti-

Kiyoshiro: The free online encyclopedia anyone can edit?!

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Gammamon: Be careful Kiyo- as careful as a badger going after a den of snakes!

Kiyoshiro: Ok I’ll be quiet, quiet like a badger, quiet like a snake-

TeslaJellymon:

LOOK DARLING WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE!!!!!!!!!!

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Kiyoshiro: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Jellymon: It’s Jellymon.

Kiyoshiro: What did she do this time?

Jellymon: No, it’s me, Jellymon. It’s actually me.

Kiyoshiro: What did you do this time?

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Gulusgammamon, enraged: SOMEONE STOLE MY RUBBER CHICKEN!

Hiro, quietly: Gulusgammamon, it’s actually just on the top of the cabinet.

Gulusgammamon: Oh.

Jellymon, under her breath: At least we now know to never steal Gulusgammamon’s chicken.

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Ruli: Wow that is a fucking drop! Jellymon, are you sure we can make this?

Jellymon: Now Ruli, it doesn’t look too dangerous-

Jellymon: [falls]

Gulusgammamon: Oh bummer.

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Jellymon: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Hiro: Uh, sure they are, Jellymon.

Jellymon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Hiro: Okay…

Jellymon: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Hiro:

Jellymon: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Hiro: Please, Jellymon, stop…

Gulusgammamon, fascinated: No, continue, please.

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Gulusgammamon: *stabbing someone repeatedly* Self-defense, Hiro.

Hiro, taking a step back: Y-yeah, self-defense.

Gulusgammamon: Perfectly justified.

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Gulusgammamon: Sometimes Hiro asks ‘what do you think you’re doing?’ But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.

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Hiro: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

GulusGammamon: Burn the house down.

Hiro: And what did you do?

GulusGammamon: I made dinner.

Hiro:

GulusGammamon:

Hiro:

GulusGammamon: And burnt the house down.

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Clockmon: What’s your favourite food?

Gulusgammamon: Chocolate.

Clockmon, smugly: Have you… ever had one?

Gulusgammamon, exhausted: Clockmon, get the fuck out of my room.

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Jellymon: I have the highest kill count in this family.

Gulusgammamon: You don’t have the highest kill count.

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Hiro, in the group chat: hey who wants to see an impression of my dad

Kiyoshiro: Hiro no

<Hiro has left the chat>

Kiyoshiro: HIRO NO

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Dracumon: I never considered you a rival

GulusGammamon: I never considered you at all

Dracumon: now that’s just hurtful

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Gulusgammamon: i hate

Angoramon: you hate what?

Gulusgammamon: i HATE