#source: underpants

[whumperofworlds]

*Whumper is beating up Whumpee when a hand slaps them*

Caretaker: Don't. Touch. My. Whumpee.

*Whumper ignores them as they pull out many torture tools, being slapped each time they pull one out*

Whumper: STOP THAT!

Medic, running up: Who is touching the Whumpee?!

*Everyone points at Whumper, to which Team Leader slaps them*

Leader: Don't touch the Whumpee!

*Chaos ensues as the team beats the shit out of Whumper. Caretaker watches the insanity before looking around. Spotting Whumper's Henchman, they pointed at them*

Caretaker: They are touching the Whumpee!

Medic: You touch the Whumpee?!

Henchman: No--

*Henchman gets beaten up by the team*

[writer-of-worlds]

*Count Varley is attacking Bernadetta, when suddenly, a hand slaps him. He gasps, before turning to Byleth*

Byleth: ...Don't. Touch. My. Child.

*Varley ignores her and goes after Bernie, only to be slapped three more times*

Varley: STOP IT!

Caspar, running up: WHO IS TOUCHING THE CHILD?!

*Everyone points at Count Varley*

Edelgard, slapping Varley: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!

*Yells and screams ensue as everyone began to beat the shit out of Varley for touching the child. Byleth stares at the insanity before she began glancing around. She then spots Rhea in the distance*

Byleth, pointing at Rhea: SHE IS TOUCHING THE CHILD!

Petra: YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD?!

Rhea: No--

*She gets cut off as everyone began to beat the shit out of her as well*