-Is it Sirius not knowing muggle terms or him fucking with Remus? More on tonight’s programm-
Someone : are you two friends with benefits?
Sirius: ye-
Remus: NO
Sirius: yes
Remus: NO!!!
Sirius, batting his eyelashes: but being friends with you has lots of benefits
Remus, exasperated: THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEAN
Sirius: we help each other out-
Remus: please STOP-













