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When in doubt, do a trashy Barty drawing.
When Jegulus gets together Sirius threatens Reg and warns him to not hurt James. Regulus stays awake at night wondering if his brother would care if the opposite happened
Ryland Grace x Reader headcanons!
he leaves you
Dear Evan,
You're an idiot. You repeat the same mistakes over and over.
At least I make new mistakes.
Maybe you always choose him because you know you can never have him, and that's safe.
If you ever chose me, you'd have me, and then what would you do?
I hate that.
You have too much power over me, and you're cruel with it.
I choose you, and it doesn't mean anything.
It's not fair.
But we can't all be Regulus and Potter, can we?
I hate you.
Love, Barty
heres ur chance to like a a posts bc the pride flag thing is satisfying
And stay safe everyone!
fuck you mean you're in the marauders fandom and you don't ship wolfstar??? what are you even here for????
NOPE NOPE NOPE THE WHOLE OF TUMBLR ISN'T QUEER ENOUGH IT'S PRIDE MONTH YOU PLONKERS GET QUEERER RIGHT NOW
thinking about the marauders taking selfies. thinking about the four of them shuffling to check how the photos came out. thinking about james and peter laughing at their own faces.
thinking about remus's eyes finding sirius first, instead of himself. thinking about sirius smiling softly at remus's goofy-grin in the photo. thinking about the both of them making eye contact. thinking about the both of them looking away bashfully with matching besotted grins. thinking about peter and james continuing to laugh at themselves as remus and sirius sneak glances at the photo— not to look at themselves, but rather to take in the beauty of their lover.
thinking about wolfstar being painfully in love
who drives for each marauders group:
-Marauders: James 100% bc Sirius’ is downright maniacal behind a wheel, Peter is dead terrified of driving, and Remus just doesn't want to
-Valkyries: anyone but Marlene, who was banned after she completely totaled their last car. Mary prefers to sit in the passenger seat and sketch, so Lily does most of the driving, but alternates with Dorcas when she joins them
-Skittles: if Regulus is in the car, his control issues mean he's driving. If not, Evan or Dorcas or the only ones allowed to drive his car, bc Barty has a habit of drag racing and Pandora is much too easily distracted
this is all so real, especially “Barty has a habit of drag racing” that i read the wrong way
it’s been ten years
its been 12 years
13 years
14 years
15 years
16 years
17 years
loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.
The first time Remus and Sirius had sex, they both ended up tearing up.
Sirius, because no one ever treated him that gently before. No one ever gave him cuddles and kisses afterwards.
Remus, because no one ever looked at his body with such obvious desire. The first time he felt beautiful with his scars, not despite them.
Reg in a horror Movie
Killer: I can see you
Regulus: And I can see you..
Sirius: "Let’s split up inside this old, abandoned house,"
Regulus: "No way absolutely not-"
Sirius *ignores him*: "Remus come with me, James you go with Reggie,"
Regulus: "Actually yeah that idea is great let’s split up, c’mon James,"
Masked Killer: "I’m your worst nightmare,"
Regulus: "Mother?"
Me: I have I have 3 analysis and a 500 word Essay my partner ditched me on all due tonight I don’t know what to do
People around me: Just use Chat GPT to-
me:
remus wearing a form fitting tank top instead of baggy shit for the first time and the entirety of gryffindor tower doing a double take
Some might say Barty lost his soul during the dementors kiss, but I think Barty lost his soul the day Evan died.
kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”
My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.
“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”
I haven’t been the same since.