#source:prozd

[blue-rose-cult]

Randall: Hey, where’s Gabrielle?

Hamish: I don’t know. [silence]

Randall: So did you see the new episode of-

Gabrielle: *kicks down the door and throws confetti everywhere* DID SOMEONE SAY GABRIELLE!?

[weirdkev27]

Black Heron:*about to torment an enemy spy* Hehehe, we have ways of making you talk! *Gadget walks up to her and tugs on her skirt* Gadget, honey, Mommy’s busy right now...*Gadget points to her plane* Oh my god, did you build this? *holds it up* This is so good!

[awtuscanywriting]

Aced: So you've finally arrived... What the hell are you wearing?

Player: It's my ass kicking outfit, bitch!!

[incorrect-ahatintime-quotes]

Mafia Boss: Yeah, and then we kill him! Bay-dah-bay-bing-bo-um! Right?

Mafia goons: Yeah boss, bay-dah-bay-bing-bo-um.

[crimson-ace]

Kagami, running a hot bath for herself: Fire cannot kill a dragon.

Kagami, stumbling out of the bathtub after burning her foot: FIRE HAS KILLED THIS DRAGON!

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Hyejin:Wow, Magnus is strong as hell, he’s like the beast of the party!

Isol:(shoots him in the head) You mean the deceased of the party?

[allthingsasoue]

Olaf: So, you've finally- arrived- what are you wearing?

Carmelita: *in her tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian gear* ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!

[incorrectaphmauquotes]

Zane: You may now kiss the br-

Aphmau: *Coughs*

Zane: *Sighs*

Zane: You may now KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!