#southernisms

[vaporwavevox]

Do not presume a pet name from me is flirting. Usually I am just being comforting. For example:

Me comforting: aww youre okay baby im sorry that happened kitten

Me flirting: You look so fucking pathetic I want to rip you to shreds. Yeah, scream more little bitch I'm sure someone will save you before you bleed out.

[an-drom-eda]

in other news, my dad described this upcoming discussion we're going to have with the facility tomorrow as a "come to Jesus meeting" so y'all southerners know what that means

[acanthusandacorns]

[thegeminisage]

who wants to read a cursed sentence that just left my mouth

me to my mother, noting the distant thunder and overcast skies: it might be gon’ rain soon

[liamhasnolife]

Sometimes I think about how some people don't say "y'all" and honestly what the heck

[mnswick]

“I could sit on this porch forever” #Southernisms https://www.instagram.com/p/B310SJ4AdQC/?igshid=78rhbp64q7qb

[wyseink]

I love how people say I'm going to Hell for using the F-word. Wonder if they realize they'll be riding shotgun for judging.

Todd Chrisley