#southstand

[steeple-sinderby-wanderers]

2024 kaneson interaction WILL happen before the kaneson derby. sonny WILL come to watch england at the euros and we WILL see footage of harry smiling stupid at him. TRUST AND BELIEVE. — @southstand

The way in my half-awake state I smashed reblog like a boomer presented with a botfarmed AI-written screed on “PROOF: gay immigrants driving up price of sudoku!!!!!” They are my thing I lack critical capacity about 😔

I *hope* Sonny spends june on a sunbed in the maldives with a drink with an umbrella in it in his hand, and doesn’t let a second of terrorball trouble his mind. OR rocks up in Miami in a linen suit and prada shades for Cuti in the Copa America final??? But you know I don’t really; I hope they look at each other sappily and post inane things and fire emojis about each other on their ig stories and ideally hold hands x

[richarliserve]

broke: dele calling ben a nerd 😔

woke: joe calling ben a brainiac 🤓

— @southstand

you can't even call ben davies a nerd anymore. because of woke.

[steeple-sinderby-wanderers]

kaneson (what’s your thesis on why they’re so compelling?) ☕️ — @southstand

Ahhhhh I think it’s like, imagine if the best person in the world was somehow convinced that Just Some Guy from Chingford was actually himself the best person in the world, and through the power of how much he was in love with him managed to turn that guy to gold?

[steeple-sinderby-on-tour]

honoured to be someone you post a lot about even tho i’ve now changed the url 🫶🏾 — @whitehartlane

Ohhhhh tumblr’s read me for absolute filth here x

[richarliserve]

happy birthdayyyy hope you had a lovely lovely day 🤍🤍🤍 the goal mikey scored today was for you he #knew 😌 — @southstand

THANK U!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ if they lost the one game they were playing on my birthday there would have been ENORMOUS consequences* so they knew better

* = me seeing the match result and saying "ah for fuck's sake" and being mildly annoyed about it for around 15 minutes

[sonspurs]

your taaaaaaags 🥺 k league rly is going international and i have full faith that we’ll see more and more korean players (like we already have this past year with players like kim jisoo, eom jisung, bae junho, etc) going abroad. even to us perhaps w ange’s fondness for the asian market 😌 — @southstand

right i'm so excited!! such a big step for korean players and also asian football; seeing these players show up on an international level really speaks to the quality of the k league. no more european league supremacy!

love to all of our k league grads but esp bae junho who's doing great at stoke city (just saw him get the no.10!) and i hope it's all up for him from here <3

[steeple-sinderby-on-tour]

re madders being pressed abt not being able to sit next to sonny: https://www.tumblr.com/southstand/756721132740247552/people-saying-they-wouldnt-have-been-surprised-to

i bet the lads asked ben to rly insist on sitting next to sonny 😭 — @southstand

Ahahah I love this. And I love that the Welsh mafia are taking on the burden of babysitting the chatterboxes, stoically. For fourteen airborne hours.

Tagging @heffer-wen as a naked attempt to spursify her relevant to her interests

[steeple-sinderby-on-tour]

THE STRAY KIDS TAG HXBALRIFHSKELDK IM PISSING MYSELF 😭😭😭 they’re my one n only, my faves … so excited for the comeback 😌 the people need to know who ur bias is if you have one — @southstand

Ahhhh awesome! My friend just saw them at BST in Hyde park last weekend and said it was properly transcendental

I’m sorry to say I’m a filthy casual with zero stay cred and thus no bias, but I’d love to know yours!