In honour of the AUtober Prompt: Detective Noir AU, I present to you, BBC Sherlock quotes in the HLMCU:
Damien: who are we here to see anyway, the Queen of England?
James: punch me in the face
James: punch me in the face, did you not hear me?
Ren: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you talk but it's usually subtext
Ellie: I don't care what people think
Val: you'd care if they thought you were stupid or wrong
Ellie: no, that would make them stupid and wrong
Ren: brilliant, Callan, brilliant impression of an idiot
Ellie: Ale, please stop talking out loud, youre lowering the IQ of the entire street
Matty: you're not a detective and you never have been, you're a drama queen
Ren: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath
James: a lot of people would consider you a hero
Ren: thats because they're idiots
James, standing on the table: the game is afoot!
Matty: you could just say "lets go"
Ren: I'm in a bad mood and there's nothing you can do to help me
James: you're always in a bad nopd
Ren: exactly. You see my point
Yknow I'm starting to think Flaimes are a Johnlock varient
Damien by @theladyofshalott1989 , Ale and Val by @savingsallow , Ellie by @accio-bagel , Matty and Cal by @girl-named-matty ,
