#soya talks

[soyamilka]

I feel like if jamikali swapped roles like fully , jamil would still resent kalim even if he was born into a rich family and kalim born as a servant .

He would resent kalim for having a loving family and that he has to risk his life all the time with the assiantion attempts while kalim has no importance so no one wants to kill him

While kalim would still be really happy, he's like, im best friends with jamil, and I serve him and protect because I love him :)

I feel like their personalities would be an innate thing, and no matter how much their circumstances change, they still stay the same

[soyapal]

Should I start a vegan food blog?? Want a new project or somethin 🌱

[soyamilka]

Imagine if kalim receives valentines chocolates from someone and he has to make jamil taste test them. And jamil is lowkey pissed that someone gave him that, and jealous cus he's inlove with kalim

SO he just takes one bite from the chocolate and says "these are poisoned, best to stay away from them now on"

"but, silver gave me-"

"best to stay away from him FOREVER"

[soyamilka]

SO IMAGINE HOW FAES THINK EATING FOOD GIFTED TO THEM IS LIKE PROMISNG THEMSELVES AWAY???

So what if epel gives apples to sebek and sebek thinks that they'll be married if eats epel's food?!?

So for the next 2 years sebek thinks he and epel are already married while epel is pining over him and building up the courage to ask sebek out

And when he does sebek goes like "WHAT??! We've been married for past 2 years now"

"HUH? WHAT WHEN HOW?"

"I remember promising myself to you when I ate ur matrimonial apple, the bonding rituals was completed."

"WHAT??"

"Lilia sama was so proud and I let my parents know as soon as it happened, I'm so happy you kept our relationship a secret"

-I'd like to imagine the rest of diasomnia thinking of epel as their brother in law by now, malleus would be so happy that he has another member of his family :D

- Vil and rook would be so shocked, like Vil would be so PISSED that epel didn't tell him he was married for 2 year or that epel didn't invite him to his wedding

Rook would be so shocked like the one time he stops stalking and his junior is already married...

[soyamilka]

INSTEAD OF JAMIL HAVING BEEF WITH THE JASMINE CHARACTER WHAT IF KALIM DID, imagine if it followed the movie in which jafar is in love with jasmine but like jamil just really respects the jasmine character like thats how a noble man should act and jamil would actually want to serve him instead of kalim

Kalim would get so jealous

Lowkey doesn't even have to be someone jamil wants to serve ,maybe a childhood friend. He would rather spend his time with than serving kalim

Imagine the angst with jamikali ,it would totally add some nuance to the ship dynamic

[soyamilka]

KALIM X SILVER IS SUCH A SAPPY LOVEY DOVEY COUPLE, I BET WHEN THEY HUG SILVER TWIRLS KALIM AROUND. THEY ARE SO GAY

[soyamilka]

Imagine if jade just sees floyd as a cute baby brother so whenever floyd does the most unhinged shit, he's like "awwww my little baby 🥺🥺🥺"

"Jade ,he's just set the lounge on fire"

"Aww, he's so adorable 😍🥺"

[soyamilka]

I like the idea of trey x idia, like imagine trey delivering food to idia since he feels really bad for him and knows he has a poor diet.

The relationship would develop with trey being the only person idia socialises with. And trey getting to know more about idia, with his caring side taking over with how realises how bad idia's living condition are.

Overall I think the ship would be really cute surprisingly