#space banter

[vulcanvoyager]

Janeway: Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. Seven: I require none. Janeway: you will.

[vulcanvoyager]

Kirk: I love you, Spock. Spock: Fascinating. Kirk: … that’s not— Spock: fascinating.

[vulcanvoyager]

Data: I have read 47 books about humor to understand jokes.

Geordi: And?

Data: The conclusion is that none of you are funny.

[vulcanvoyager]

Bones: I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker! Spock: Then why did you bring Kirk back from that last mission? Bones: … stubbornness is a medical procedure.

[vulcanvoyager]

me: I love Star Trek because it’s about hope, science, and unity.

also me: cheering when the captain punches a god in the face again.

[vulcanvoyager]

Picard: Engage. Riker: steps forward dramatically Troi: He doesn’t even know where we’re going. Picard: Doesn’t matter. He looked cool.