I never want to talk about Bonerz again.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Which do you like better? Popcorn or Corn Nuts?
You: Both have their merits.
You: Perfect popcorn is harder to find, but I feel it has a higher ceiling for deliciousness.
You: Whereas corn nuts will pretty much always be the same quality.
Stranger: Are you like a teacher?
You: Nope
Stranger: Scientist?
You: Nah, I just talk like one.
Stranger: Are you a.....
Stranger: Nerd?
You: Little bit.
Stranger: WAIT I KNO
Stranger: Are you an astronaut??
You: Yes I am an astronaut from outer space.
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: are aliens hot?
You: Totally.
You: All I do all day is bang hot alien chicks.
You: I am banging 3 right now.
Stranger: Good job
You: Thank you.
Stranger: Are you tall?
You: 6'3"
Stranger: Wow crab
Stranger: Your tall
Stranger: Are you a tall french dude?
You: I am Canadian.
Stranger: OMFG ARE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER????
Stranger: ewwwwwwww
You: Yes I am Space Justin Beiber.
Stranger: Gross
You: You can call me The Biebs.
Stranger: No offense but when you say "Biebs" it kinda sounds like "boobs"
Stranger: like "You can call me The Boobs"
Stranger: and Im not gonna call you "The Boobs"
You: I can deal with that.
You: Because that's what I call all the hot alien chicks that I bang.
You: I am now banging 3 different chicks.
You: The other ones had so many orgasms they exploded.
Stranger: ..........
You: Also we are listening to my music.
Stranger: whats orgasms?
You: Because I am the best thing ever.
Stranger: Whats your middle name
You: Justin.
You: Space Justin Beiber is my full name.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: What is your socks name?
You: I do not have any socks.
Stranger: HAT
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: thats messed up :(
You: I am banging too many ladies for socks.
Stranger: How are you typing then?
You: With my mind powers.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Do you have a kitty cat?
You: I have two.
You: Their names are Space Rhianna and Space Rhianna.
You: I sometimes get them mixed up.
You: Because they have the same name.
Stranger: Are they siamese twins?
You: No, they are entirely different cats.
Stranger: Which is better? Icecream or Chips?
You: I personally prefer Space Icecream Chips.
You: Also my cats are space cats.
Stranger: I like icecream flavored chips
Stranger: and chip flavored icecream
You: Oh look, 17 more ladies have arrived for me to bang.
Stranger: Dude you must have like a 500 ft long banger or something
Stranger: or alot of icecream
You: I have several bangers.
You: That is how people are in space.
You: So we can bang all the time.
Stranger: Oohhh ok
You: Also there are 6 of me.
You: We are a hive mind.
Stranger: Does that mean your half alien?
You: No.
You: I am Space Justin Bieber.
Stranger: Space......
You: Yes?
Stranger: S - Superp - playfula - alienc - catse - eat
Stranger: :)
You: Stranger......
You: S - Space
t - talking
r - radical
a - alien
n - ladies
g - love
e - my
r - banger
You: *bangers
You: We use a different alphabet in space.
You: Letters are pretty much interchangeable.
Stranger: J - Jelousu - umbrellazs - sellt - tini - icecreamn - noodlesStranger: and coolioooo
You: Strallmb, where are you from?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: USA
You: Oh yes, I met Neil Armstrong and he was also from there.
You: We banged the alien ladies together.
You: It was good times.
Stranger: OMG MY FRIENDS LAST NAME IS ARMSTRONG
You: Is his first name Neil?
Stranger: It's a girl......
You: Is her first name Neil?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: No
Stranger: its FLOWERBLOSSOM
You: Then I am afraid I did not bang the alien chicks with your friend.
Stranger: sad :(
Stranger: my tragic life story
You: Yes, this is to be much lamented.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: big words confuse blond chick
You: Lament: to grieve, or to express sadness.
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: And who is this blond chick?
You: Has the person to whom I am speaking changed?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I am not a guy
You: Where has Strallmb gone?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: she has taken a ride...
Stranger: somewhere..
Stranger: she said somethn about a hot alien guy and banging him
You: I suspect that Blond Chick and Strallmb may in fact be the same person and you are trying to deceive me.
Stranger: Well, we are actually conjoined twins
You: Then how could she have left.
You: You are conjoined.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I left too
Stranger: Your talking to a robot.
Stranger: Uhhh
Stranger: Robot robot
Stranger: bez a robot
You: What about my talking to a robot?
You: I suspect this is still in fact Strallmb.
Stranger: Are you stalking me?
You: And Blond Chick was a descriptor of yourself.
You: Strallmb, you are a peculiar adversary indeed.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes yes i am
Stranger: i think
Stranger: Strallmb said that she can smash watermelons with her boobz
You: I find that hard to believe.
Stranger: No rlly she wuz on tv once
Stranger: a lady like her
Stranger: she was like smashing shit with her boobz
Stranger: on like Guineas world records or whatev
You: I believe that such an occurrence if possible, just not that Strallmb can do it.
Stranger: You want proof??
You: No.
Stranger: Yes.
You: That is not what I said and I am now going to stop referring to you in third person.
You: Second person will suffice.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: STOP USING FRIGGIN BIG WORDZ MAN
You: Suffice: be enough.
Stranger: I know that but wutz with this second person adn 3rd person shiz!!
You: Third person is referring to something by their name, or using third person pronouns.
Stranger: o
You: Second person uses second person pronouns (such as "you") exclusively.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you know what "youtube" is
You: Yes.
You: We call it Space Youtube out here.
You: Though it has identical content.
You: I am from Space.
Stranger: ok wanna see a hilariou video?
You: And also Canada.
Stranger: hilarious*
Stranger: Don't worry its not rated $
Stranger: R*
You: It's fine, I am above the Space Legal Age.
You: I can watch whatever I want on Space Youtube.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG25ky_jHqk&feature=related
Stranger: oh go there
Stranger: thats Strallmb
You: This had better not be Space Rick Astley's Space Never Wanna Give You Up, I Space Hate getting Space Rickroll'd
Stranger: its not
You: That is not you.
You: that is Taio Cruz.
Stranger: no its Strallmb
Stranger: no the chick
Stranger: smashin shiz
You: It says so in the Space Doobly Doo.
You: You're an awful liar.
Stranger: pshhhhh
Stranger: fine, its rlly my friend
Stranger: but i do know one thing
Stranger: all of the males in that crowed are getting bonerz
You: If that is your understanding of the male psyche, then you have much to learn Blond Chick.
Stranger: huh
You: It takes more than giant breasts to give bonerz.
Stranger: ROFFLLLL
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: bet he got a boner when she let him lift her boobs..
You: I bet not.
Stranger: i bet you wouldve
Stranger: cept if your gay..
You: That is simply not how bonerz work.
Stranger: LOL
You: That is how they are portrayed in the media, and it is laughable.
You: I feel we need greater boner awareness for the next generation.
Stranger: ROFL
You: This calls for a boner rights movement.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: LOLStranger: I agree lol
Stranger: kinda
You: Bonerz are far too misrepresented in the media. We need to make sure our youth knows about the somber, mature side of bonerz.
Stranger: ..... ok
You: I must depart now.
Stranger: Yea......
Stranger: your sound like a scientist
You: I am banging too many alien chicks to focus on them and this conversation.
Stranger: you should go to the White House with the movement though..
Stranger: and ya you hav efun lol
You: There is no White House in space.
Stranger: psh
Stranger: you can find one
You: Only the Space Parliament Buildings.
You: SPACE CANADA RULES.
Space Canada.
Shhh just come.