"..." Azora was just blankly staring, no emotion, just pure, raw, 'wtf did they do to my boyfriend?'. "Yuri?" - @ask-disaster-necromancer
“Greetings new person! How do you know of Yuri’s name?! No, forget it, it is not important! As you know, Yuri’s name is Yuri, and Yuri needs your help with building his Yuri cave! As you can see-”
He grabbed Azora by the collar and pulled her down so there were on the same height, pointing at the very harmless samoyed that was currently lying in the door: “The treasure is guarded by a ferocious beast! Yuri will consider you a friend if you can distract the hound so he can get the nuggets!”
...Exactly nothing of what he just said made any form of sense, god dammit anons.
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