#spaceballs quotes

[ronjar]

Lone Star v/s Dark Helmet

Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr: *confused* What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become! Prepare to die.

[allthingsheathers]

Heather Duke: Right. So the combination is...12345.

Heather Chandler: That's the dumbest combination I've ever heard in my life! It's the kinda thing an idiot would put on his luggage!

Heather McNamara: *running in* Did you get the combination?!

Heather Duke: Yes. 12345.

Heather McNamara: 12345? That's amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage!

*Heather Duke and Heather Chandler look at each other*

[allthingsheathers]

Veronica: But Heather, what is the point of this? Why make a Heathers musical?

Ghost Heather: Merchandising.

Veronica: Merchandising? What's that?

Ghost Heather: Merchandising! Come, I'll show you. We put the show's name on everything! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the musical is made. Heathers: the T-shirt, Heathers: the Coloring Book, Heathers: the Lunchbox, Heathers: the Breakfast Cereal! Heathers: the Flame Thrower!! *fires a blast from flame thrower*

Ghost Heather: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Heathers: the Doll- me. *pulls doll string*

Heather Doll: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

Ghost Heather: *kisses the doll* Adorable.

[allthingsheathers]

Veronica frantically trying to defuse the bomb

Bomb: This school will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Counting down. 10, 9, 8, 6---

Veronica: 6?!? What happened to 7?!?

Bomb: Just kidding! 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Have a nice day.

Veronica: Thank you.

*explosion*

[allthingsheathers]

[allthingsheathers]

Veronica: You'll never get away with this!

JD: Yes, I will. Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.