me: okay, let's try this new Spacemacs layer
me: types in layer name
Spacemacs: HORK
Spacemacs: symbol-definition is void: (package-name)
me: what
me: Spacemacs, locate-library (package-name)
Spacemacs: found it!
me: so why can't you find it in the first round
Spacemacs: idk
me: fine, I'll go check on Google
me: Google!
Google: hi there! how may I help you?
me: Here's the error message I received. What can you find?
Google: absolutely nothing of relevance!
me:
me: okay, before I start complaining, let's look at how far behind I am in the dev branch
me: Github!
Github: Happy to help!
me: How many commits am I behind the bleeding-edge Spacemacs commit?
Github: 11 commits!
me: wait what? but I updated last Friday!
Github: well, MAYBE if you updated MORE DILIGENTLY—
me: okay fine, never mind, never mind... (mutters)
me:
me:
me: oh shit
me: how do I sync my fork with the mainline Spacemacs fork?
Github: we recommend `git pull`!
me:
me:
me: (remembers screwing up git)
me: (shudders)
me: Google!
Google: Happy to serve!
me: which should I use, `git pull` or `git fetch`?
Google: the difference between `git pull` and `git fetch` are—
me: never mind that, isn't there an opinion of it?
Google: sure! check out this StackOverflow question.
StackOverflow: for the love of god there are 66 ANSWERS here.
me: yikes
StackOverflow: If you have a fucking opinion, PLEASE read the rest and make sure you're not repeating someone.
me: I'm okay, I'm okay, thank you! (backs away)
me:
me: Google! Give me... the SECOND PAGE of the results
(THUNDER AND LIGHTNING)
Google: (visibly shaken)
Google: Are you sure??? remember what happened the LAST time?
me:
me: (closes eyes, a single tear falls down)
me: I'll just... have to... RISK it
Google: Oh, you poor soul! Here, take it, take it before I regret it!
me: okay, let's see
some random blog: IF YOU MUST SYNC WITH YOUR REPO, YOU SHOULD USE GIT FETCH
some random blog: AND THEN YOU MERGE
me: why
some random blog: BECAUSE THAT WAY YOU WILL BE IN CONTROL OF THE GIT EXPERIENCE™
me:
me:
me: that's a terrible reason, but okay
(SEVERAL HEART-STOPPING MOMENTS AND CURSING LATER)
me: okay Spacemacs, restart.
Spacemacs: done!
me: you're okay?
Spacemacs: yep!
me: wait, none of the files affected by the package changed.
Spacemacs: yep!
me: so what happened?
Spacemacs:
Spacemacs: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯















