@spacereflected asked: ❝ judging by your shallow breathing and puckered asshole, i can only assume you know why i’m here. ❞
the empath gives the other man a slow, deliberate blink, and then starts, ❝ how do you know my ― y'know what, don't answer that. i don't want to know. ❞ criminal crosses arms over chest, clearly defensive and on guard; he's familiar with the other man by name only, and regardless of the sarcastic wit, he knows he has to take other seriously. deadpool has the tendency to err on the side of heroism ― albeit a crass heroism ― that has keanu on edge. ❝ i don't actually know why you're here. care to enlighten me ? ❞